If only I could win the lottery.
If only Jennifer Lopez would marry me and tell me I no longer had to work.
If only fried chicken and sweet tea were good for you.
If only the cartoon Silver Hawks would be made into a live action movie.
If only Beyonce thought it would be a good idea to walk the streets naked for one day.
If only male enhancement pills actually worked.
If only i had more time to work on this list.
If only more people would have a sense of humor.