Hawksquawk "Man Law" Thread

[PureGreatness]

Men shouldn't have tongue rings

MAN LAW!

me should never smack their lips

MAN LAW!

men should not share unbrellas with another dude

MAN LAW

men should never roll their neck, stomp their feet or roll their eyes

MAN LAW

unless you drinking from a small wine glass, all fingers must be on the bottle, can or cup while drinking

MAN LAW

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[Swatguy]

Men shouldn't have tongue rings

MAN LAW!

me should never smack their lips

MAN LAW!

men should not share unbrellas with another dude

MAN LAW

men should never roll their neck, stomp their feet or roll their eyes

MAN LAW

unless you drinking from a small wine glass, all fingers must be on the bottle, can or cup while drinking

MAN LAW

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men should not wear earrings. They are for women and sissies.

Man Law

men should not talk on a cell phone in public more than 6 minutes.

Man Law

men should not wear trousers lower than underwear. It is sissy.

Man Law

men should give GOD Glory in all things.

Man Law

Selah.

Edited October 27, 2008 by Swatguy

[CAM]

men should not wear earrings. They are for women and sissies.

Man Law

men should not talk on a cell phone in public more than 6 minutes.

Man Law

men should not wear trousers lower than underwear. It is sissy.

Man Law

men should give GOD Glory in all things.

Man Law

Selah.

All of these man laws are making me seem fairly womanly :0

[Dsinner]

men should not wear earrings. They are for women and sissies.

Man Law

men should not be concerned about the fashion of other men. Those concerns are for women and faries.

Man Law

[HawkItus]

Men should leave a seat between them at movies......man law

Never talk about anything other than the weather, sports, or the dow at the urinal.......man law

Never sit in the last two minutes of any sporting event with a close score..man law

[mrhonline]

Never talk about anything other than the weather, sports, or the dow at the urinal.......man law

So, last year, when teaching ESL students at an elementary school, I decided that my break time would be a good time to take a whizz.

Of course, the only available bathroom was being monopolized by one of the many female teachers, so I decided to risk it and use the boys' bathroom. I strolled right up to the urinal and let 'er rip. Everything was fine until one boy comes right up to me (facing my back) and tries to start up a conversation.

I quickly explained to this boy that in the U.S. it's not really a good idea to talk to someone who's in the middle of using the urinal. He seemed to understand, and we parted ways.

Later, at a staff meeting, I found myself surrounded by a half dozen female teachers who were appalled that I would tell a child not to talk to me...

It was THAT very moment when I realized I wasn't cut out for teaching in an elementary school. :)

Edited October 27, 2008 by mrhonline

[jhay610]

Never talk about anything other than the weather, sports, or the dow at the urinal.......man law

Another urinal law: always, always leave at least one urinal between a fellow user, when available to do so. It blows me away when there is a row of perfectly functional urinals and a dude pulls into the parking place adjacent to me...

[Dsinner]

Another urinal law: always, always leave at least one urinal between a fellow user, when available to do so. It blows me away when there is a row of perfectly functional urinals and a dude pulls into the parking place adjacent to me...

Nice avatar! Mark it 8 dude.

[Admin]

Nice avatar! Mark it 8 dude.

DSinner you have no frame of reference! You're out of your element!

[jhay610]

Nice avatar! Mark it 8 dude.

This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules....

You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.

[exodus]

Men should NEVER go to the bathroom together.

Man Law

This law seems to be understood and universally adhered to by those native to the US. however immigrants from the Middle East/India need to be schooled on this law.

[Swish]

Man laws should be universally unspoken code. We shouldn't even have to bring this up.

[Diesel]

For consideration:

1. a man should never whisper in another man's ear.

2. A man should never dress just like another man and only match what a women wears when he is in his 20s or if it's sports paraphernalia (i.e. no 40 year olds wearing matching shirts/pants).

3. Men should not sit so close to other men that knees or thighs touch.

[Dsinner]

DSinner you have no frame of reference! You're out of your element!

Dolf you're like a child who wanders into a movie and wants to know...

[Dsinner]

This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules....

You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain.

All right! There it is! It's f'n zero.

You happy now, you crazy f*ck?

[Admin]

Dolf you're like a child who wanders into a movie and wants to know...

DSinner, she's not my special lady, she's my f***ing lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

[DrReality]

DSinner, she's not my special lady, she's my f***ing lady friend. I'm just helping her conceive, man!

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[Admin]

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If you don't know what movie that's from then man law states that you should have to do something embarrassing and/or painful to yourself.

[Dsinner]

If you don't know what movie that's from then man law states that you should have to do something embarrassing and/or painful to yourself.

I 2nd this.

"With friends like these..."

[tonegully]

when having to shower in a group shower, do not speak to the other man while naked with soap.

Man Law

Men cant not be BI

Man Law

Men should not let anyone dance behind them, grinding on their booty

Man law