Cold Calls

[DJlaysitup]

I still have a land line and it seems like I have 3 or 4 sales calls on my machine every day when I get home from work. They are all obviously recorded. I've gotten to the point to where they don't even annoy me anymore. The top four intros are:

"This is an important message from the pain center...you are receiving this call because someone from this number reported pain in their back or joints..."

(odd...I live alone and I didn't report anything)

"Hi, this is the customer service department..."

(customer service for what?, I never listen to the whole call)

"Hello, one of your friends advised us that you are interested in a home security service..."

(yeah - right)

"Hi, this is Mike, can you hear me okay?..."

(nice touch Mike...but I don't know any Mikes)

Anybody else get any interesting sales calls (or emails)?

[Guest]

You should pull a Giovanni Ribisi boiler room on him lol