DJlaysitup Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Dating in 1958: It was a warm Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and young Freddy had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Freddy in. "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. "We are going to the dance, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop" "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Is that so?" asked Freddy, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" "Well, uh, thanks for the tip," Freddy said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "The TWIST, Mom , it's the TWIST!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The dance is called "THE TWIST!!!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down the hill with two fifty. When someone's on their back the meter may all ready be running. A dating tip for the ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 11 hours ago, DJlaysitup said: Dating in 1958: It was a warm Saturday evening in the summer of 1958 and young Freddy had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. "Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Freddy in. "So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked. "We are going to the dance, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop" "Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him. "Is that so?" asked Freddy, incredulous. "Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!" "Well, uh, thanks for the tip," Freddy said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening. "Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left. Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her. "The TWIST, Mom , it's the TWIST!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The dance is called "THE TWIST!!!" A good morning laugh I sorely needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2016 Report Share Posted June 28, 2016 Lmmmfao that's class DJ :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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