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1 hour ago, lethalweapon3 said:

Sorry, Tyler. Those Finals MVP dreams are gonna have to wait.

~lw3

Ok now Jamal is the type to get real hot 🥵 in a bubble and pull away with an Iguodala type MVP finals. Not that Iggy didn’t deserve it just sayin. Jamal lit 🔥 up the Magic for us in 2010 round 1, nice stuff I was going nuts in a bar one game 😆 

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"Thank you for calling the Bubbalicious Double-Secret Reporting Line. Please enter your code name and room number. BEEP."

"Height Dwoward, Room 211."

"Thank you. Our agents are busy servicing Pis Chraul at the moment. Approximate wait time... 12.. minutes. Please hold!"

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6 minutes ago, lethalweapon3 said:

"Thank you for calling the Bubbalicious Double-Secret Reporting Line. Please enter your code name and room number. BEEP."

"Height Dwoward, Room 211."

"Thank you. Our agents are busy servicing Pis Chraul at the moment. Approximate wait time... 12.. minutes. Please hold!"

~lw3

Man I could really use DMC in my bedroom.

 

To move a headboard geez 🙄 people get ur heads outta the gutter it’s a 2 man job.

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XHW Game of the Night:

JAZZ "AT" PELICANS (6:30 PM Eastern, TNT) -- This space was reserved for Dwight Q. Howard, a man who struggles with different kinds of shots, in the battle for the soul of Tinseltown (9 PM Eastern, TNT). But thanks to Lou Williams and some foolish B-rapper angling for clout on the 'Gram, and Pat Beverley unavailable, Doc Rivers is lemon pepper-winging it with Reggie Jackson, while the Lake Show needs a come-up by Quinn Cook to offset the absences of both Avery Bradley and Rajon the Ref Bumper Rondo.

Instead, we turn to a different Quin. Coach Snyder will have his hands full helping his Jazz fend off the Pelicans' most fearsome offensive weapon. Naturally, we're talking about Brandon Ingram. And, no, Bojan Bogdanovic isn't coming through that door.

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XHW Game of the Night:

CELTICS "AT" BUCKS (6:30 PM Eastern, ESPN) -- No Eric Bledsoe and no Pat Connaughton means we'll likely see quite a bit of Point Giannis in the Mubble, certainly more ball-handling and play-setting than Coach Bud would care to see in the early going from his probable two-time MVP. On the receiving end of Antetokounmpo's tosses ought to be an array of Bucks at the ready to shoot, including Ersan Ilyasova, Kyle Korver and Marvin Williams, in order to keep Brad Stevens' pet pest Marcus Smart off Giannis' back. Speaking of which... tonight, may we have a revival of the greatest Smartflop in recorded human history?

marcus-smart-flop.png

~lw3

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XHW Game of the Night:

76ERS "AT" PACERS (6:30 PM Eastern, NBA LEAGUE PASS) -- The Al Horford Redemption Run begins tonight. Our old pal Al likely begins his Mubble run versus the frontcourt-depleted Pacers coming off the bench, behind... Ben Simmons? 2020 was not supposed to be the year he began playing for his next contract, but here he is. Also coming off the bench at forward will be Mike Scott, who should get some run against Justin Holiday.

https://sixerswire.usatoday.com/2020/07/31/al-horford-ben-simmons-believe-this-is-best-sixers-have-looked-all-season/?jwsource=cl

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On 7/31/2020 at 12:29 PM, lethalweapon3 said:

Smartflop

I disagree with this. I honestly think all the under water 💦 conditioning and surfing 🏄‍♀️ and sandwich eating Korver and his brothers do at Santa Barbara (by the way, hell of a facility) made him strong 💪🏾 enough to make Marcus fly. 

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