HorfordTheBeast

oh you mad?!...but, but, but that's what you asked for! Lol

If I ask for a diamond. And instead you give me 3 bags of human crap. Those 3 bags of crap do not equal up to my previously requested diamond.

We did it guys! We got our Centers. 3 "Legit" Centers! Danny Ferry for president!

DJ's son (who plays at LSU) has now 100% legit confirmed - we have signed Oden.

DJ's son (who plays at LSU) has now 100% legit confirmed - we have signed Antić.

Because he will easily lead our team in diving on the floor next year. You ever see that guy play? He looks like he could care less about his body when he's out there.

Oh good. If I remember correctly; we were last in the league in floor dives last year. If we can get that number up, we'll definitely improve. Who needs points or rebounds, when you got THE JUNKYARD DOG!

...and we already have the junkyard dog (Carroll)!

Still having trouble understanding how a dude who gets 2.8 rebounds per game, has the nickname "junkyard dog".

I think this is a nice pick-up to add to our front-court depth and another flexible stop-gap contract.

LOL

Can we all sign a petition or something?

The worst part is our new logo looks like it was stolen from Louisville. What's the point of dropping an old original logo, if you're just going to steal someone elses?

The acquisition of Kostas has now been confirmed by DJ's son (who plays for LSU, so you know it's legit).

At this point, the Ferry followers would probably argue in favor of getting Shelden, if that's what their leader decided was the right move.

I guess the good thing at least. We finally got a legit headcoach. I will say that wasn't a failure. Let hope he can work miracles.

Did we though? Have you seen him coach a game? I realize the potential, but it's tough to automatically say we got a "legit head coach", who's never actually been a head coach.

I miss Joe too but look out now, Ferry just got his own BIG 3 (Korver, Milssap, Horford). It's his "vision".

Look out 8th or 7th seed. Here we come! Below mediocre, but still good enough for the playoffs. We did it!

Is it too late to go for Pek?

YES

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Minnesota, Nikola Pekovic getting closer on a four-year, $50 million contract extension, league sources tell Y! Sports.

FYI - Just heard DJ got another text from his son. This one states - "SANTA IS REAL".

Cannot confirm or deny this, but his son DOES play for LSU, and he is ALWAYS RIGHT, so this must be 100% factual.

Horford at the 5 and Millsap at the 4? Thanks Danny Ferry! Your "vision" is impeccable.

Yep. Conmfirmed. Second tweet shows more detail:

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My daughter just texted me that the Hawks have acquired a fart in a jar from Dwight Howard for $25K!

She's my daughter and she's always right, so I believe her.

Why not ask your son for his source?

"My son plays for LSU" - Yep, because college players usually get news like this before the rest of America. Seems legit.

You're right guys. We should be proud of what LD and this team accomplished this year. It was AMAZING! We did it! The substitution patterns, the strategic moves, the hustle, the motivation. Our coach and players looked focused in the Playoffs, and never looked out of sync. Anyone got any champagne?

Something tells me if everyone laughed and agreed with you, you wouldn't have been "joking", but whatever.

Congrats on going to 16 whole games. You are definitely a true fan.

Next Solomon Jones?

I actually go to games and cheer for my team. In fact this will be like my 16th game... So that's a true fan.

16th game this year, or 16th game for your whole life?

And still expect other gm's to take you seriously when they know you will fold if offered the weakest deal possible?

Oh, so we're more about appearances now than actually receiving compensation for a player?

We're letting a player walk for nothing, when we could have gotten 2 players and a 1st round pick.