BigBenedict242

Hey everyone--it's been a while. Let's dig right in. Billy Knight's phones are ringing off the hook right now. The latest trade is a massive 10 player & 10 team trade,, sending Joe to New jersey, Vince to Indiana, Jermaine O'Neal to Utah, Carlos Boozer to Portland, Brandon Roy to Seattle, Kevin Durant to the Clippers, Elton Brand to the Rockets, T-Mac to the Hornets, and David West to the Hawks. Also, Speedy is set to return next week, and did not partake in surgery. Speedy says he's 100 % healthy and should be injury-free for the next 5 years. In other news, Mike bibby and Salim have formed a 2-man Arizona Clique, excluding everyone else and this has drawn the ire of Solomon Jones. "WTF man! I was the star @ South Florida! Ya'll Boyz Be trippin!" Bibby has also given ZaZa some tattoo suggestions, including a portrait of Floppy Divac, the former Laker center, who has served as ZaZa's main influence over the years. Back to trade talk... Billy Knight is discussing trading Marvin to Seattle for 2 SECOND ROUND PICKS. Woodson thinks this is a great move. "Youth is everything." Also, after last night's game, Woodson made some groundbreaking comments, such as "we didn't come out to play tonight." The owners, meanwhile, are in China, touring the country, since their share of the recent trade accounts for their responsibilities for the next 3 decades. I will be back for more later.

Seriously--do you have a life? These threads are getting so cliched and trite. How does JJ not shooting help us? On behalf of the whole board, I request you get a life and not post one of these again. Thanks.

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I saw this rumor at around 7 AM this morning, but didn't get a chance to post it till now as I have been on the phone all day with NBA GM's trying to sort through the rubbish and the legitimate rumors. "Now with a new general manager, a new coach in Marc Iavaroni and a new style, it's clear that Gasol is lost and likely expendable. At least that's the belief around the NBA, and teams expect a shot at Gasol by the trading deadline. The question is how much you really can give up for a seventh-year player who never has been a good rebounder or defender and hasn't been on the winning side in a playoff game." This seems to contradict what suspected insider, Mr. I Know Everything, Mr. I Am Always Right has to say regarding the Gasol situation.

No.I broke the news that Kobe would want out of LAL 3+ years ago when Shaq left, so I am the insider.You're a nobody.

Hey everyone, I know a lot of people are upset that some (oh wait, ALL) of my reports don’t come true, but I have some new insider news. Speedy Claxton and Lorenzen Wright are apparently “enraged” of the talks of tanking. They were yelling at Smoove and getting in his face about his attitude sometimes on the court and loves Mike Woodson to death In other nights, Billy Knight is pursuing one of the following players, but I can’t say which, because my sources would be mad: Kobe Bryant Tracy McGrady Dan Dickau Lamar Odom Bonzi Wells Yao Ming Amare Stoudemire Steve Nash Shawn Marion Eddy Curry Tyrus Thomas Rashard Lewis Dwight Howard Jordan Formar Billy Knight is also looking at possible coaches for the coaching job assuming Woody must go soon, and is even considering himself as a candidate. Shelden Williams is going to put on his shoulder pad starting Friday night, because he got more minutes then than he gets now.

Well buddy where is sothron then? That clown has no sources. His biggest insider info was telling us we were interested in Acie and Horford at the same time that Chad Ford and the other guys were reporting that.

Hey all, sorry this took so long. I got a lot of insider info (remember: you heard it here first), so let's dig in! I have heard rumblings about a couple of guys (Marvin Williams I’m told is looking really good and sweating his way through twice daily workouts in Chapel Hill and I saw Shelden Williams on the practice court at Philips Arena Saturday grinding like he did during the summer league, where he was actually one of the better players on the floor despite all the criticism he gets). Another spy told me Josh Childress is in Palo Alto, attending summer school and working out at Stanford. Wait, another source told me that for the record, Marvin Williams is in Hong Kong on NBA business (some type of Basketball Without Borders type deal but I haven’t been able to track down the details). But I talked to Chils at length about Marvin and he said that they worked out together in San Diego earlier this summer and that Marvin looked really good. In addition, I hear that Joe Johnson, ZaZa, and Tyronn Lue are all working out this summer, trying to improve their games. More to come later!

Your sources are WAYYYYYYY too specific! I have heard from quite a few sources that Matt Freije has been working hard this summer and this coming season you will see some shades of Larry Bird in him.

Hey everybody...It's been a long time...We have a lot to get to, so let's dig in. Billy Knight is apparently "infuriated" with Josh Smith's agent for being so adamant about the contract extension, that he is shopping Josh Smith. He is still "infatuated" with the incredible prowess of Luke Ridnour. By offering Smoove right now for Ridnour, we take on 5 million in contract money, which means we would not have as money to shop on another SF, which is a "major stride forward" for the Hawks franchise. BK is thrilled that Speedy is allegedly healthy now, and is dubbing him the next Isiah Thomas. BK is positive ZaZa's defensive presence will make Shaq, Duncan, and Garnett think twice about driving the lane. BK is pissed off we only have one "true" small forward in Marvin, so expect to see Horford and Shelden also playing the SF position. BK has offered Speedy Lue and Lorenzen for Kobe. Phil Jackson is in love with Speedy's incredible shooting technique, as well as Lorenzen's formidable offensive capabliites. Kobe would opt out after next season or the year after and resign for 10 mill with the team. Says Kobe: "Mayn we in dis phuck3d up position! put me on the Hawks!" Billy Knight also has his eyes on Yi Jianlian, and is offering Josh Smith, Childress, Marvin, and Joe Johnson for Yi and Michael Redd. Says BK: "OMGOMGOGMGOGMGOMGOGM Yi will put fans in the seats! OMGOGMGOGM Atlanta has such a big Asian population! OMGZ!" Steve Belkin has proposed we offer Josh Smith a 5 year 10 million dollar contract. Josh Smith "laughed" at the offer By the way, Sothron doesn't post anymore, so my sources are the most veritable. I will have more updates soon

Hey everyone...Sorry it's been a while. My sources have given me quite a plethora of info, so let's dig in: 1) My sources are telling me we are actively pursuing Kobe Bryant. The package involves Solomon, Lorenzen, and Speedy for Kobe and Jordan Farmar 2) Greg Oden has agreed to a buyout of his contract and will sign with us to the veteran's minimum (Yes, he's only 19). 3) Sign and trade with Charlotte...Anthony Johnson for Gerald Wallace straight up 4) We will trade next year's 2nd round pick to Boston for 4 future 1st rounders. That's it for now. And always remember... I have sources, thus I am more important than you.

There were really only a few Yi-ers. Anyway, everyone knew deep inside Horford was/is the right man, and he would be picked. Let's cease this fighting. Thanks.

OK, I just received some more info from my "sources" about what will happen. We ARE actively pursuing one of the 400+ players in the league (no one knows who any of these players are), and I am told that the moves are meant to make our team better. We are looking for veterans or players who can step in and help right away. From this, I am SURE you all can inform who I am talking about. I cannot answer questions or address this matter any further, as my cell has been ringing nonstop involving potential transactions. Thanks all

Wow, you told us who we were drafting. I think every NBA fan in the country knew it was a no-brainer we were taking Horford and Law. And who cares what your "behind the scenes" garbage is? None if it came true. Thx. I win.

Hi. I am letting you guys know this here, hoping that someone like Chad Ford won't leak the info since it's likely he doesn't come to this site. My sources are telling me we're actively pursuing players who can make the situation better. These "players" include any of the 400+ players in the league, free agents, and players who can make the team better. My sources say that they hope the Hawks win this year. Also, you have to believe me, since I was the same guy who mentioned all those possible trades and "green lights" even though none of that garbage happened. Also, I predicted Horford + Law (my sources told me) so you must believe me! Oh by the way, I'm more important than any of you. THanks.