Brotha2ThaNite Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 This is crazy! I started the KING ZAZA nickname but now it looks like he will be close to money wise of a King lol LINK Basketbawful worked some magic, citing a Turkish-language newspaper in a cuh-ray-zy story involving Zaza Pachulia of the Istanbul Pachulias, but more notably, the NBA’s Atlanta Hawks: His uncle, residing in Russia, died last week and left him $100 million. Zaza confirmed the incident, stating that he received a phone call from Moscow from a lawyer explaining the situation, but he said at first he taught it was a joke. He also said that his uncle in Russia loved him very much and he is not surprised the uncle left everything to him and two sons. The lawyer told him that there is a condition on the will. This condition is that Zaza has to get married and stay married for 5 years. Wasn’t this a Richard Pryor movie? The Georgian-born Pachulia will certainly look for a woman that is good with plow and so forth. There are worse reasons to get married, though. Like pregnancy. Or just dating someone for a really long time and not really feeling like breaking up with them. Especially if she has a nicer car than you do. Then you might as well hang around until you do something stupid and she gets rid of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators AHF Posted May 11, 2009 Moderators Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Zaza is already married. http://www.ajc.com/sports/content/printedi.../hawks0329.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrReality Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 And just had a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antmillennium Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Good. That should mean that he should have no problem re-signing for the minimum, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Wrong Zaza: Update! A terrible, awful, unforgivable mistake has been made. I mocked the wrong Zaza. Hello egg, meet my face. The following story is about Zaza Enden, not Zaza Pachulia. Two pro ballers from Georgia named Zaza? What are the chances? Apparently immense. http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2009/05/z...for-wealth.html Still and odd story that sounds like Brewster's Millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bird_dirt Posted May 11, 2009 Report Share Posted May 11, 2009 Wrong Zaza: http://basketbawful.blogspot.com/2009/05/z...for-wealth.html Still and odd story that sounds like Brewster's Millions. whichever zaza it was, i'm sure it's a story they told the press about right after they replied to the email saying, "dear sir, i am (fill in the blank), writing on behalf of (fill in the blank) to let you know they have a fortune of $100 million dollars left in their bank account following their passing which is why i am contacting you. please reply back with your bank account information so that we can quickly send this sum amount to you before it is seized by the local government........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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