Spud2nique

My bad gets me excited!

Burd you always scratch me right where I itch!!! LEEEEEE GOOOOOO!!! 32 days left aka Magic Johnson

I should have done this at the start of the thread, well not at the start because nobody wears #82 in the league but perhaps starting a couple weeks ago, nonetheless, there is: 32 days left before we kick off the NBA season. We as fans always think of a specific player from present or past upon hearing that number, So without further adieu, Magic man is 32 hands down for me. GIF IT!

He ain’t lyin

That’s another thing, the presence of Zo, that dude wanted every board so I’m guessing he took a couple boards a game from LJ because that Hornets group all knew their roles and LJ wasn’t the predominant rebound guy, without looking I think LJ averaged roughly 7.5 boards as a member of the Hornets in his career but it would have been around 9 with other squads maybe higher. Having said that he was a short PF listed at 6’7” I believe but closer to 6’5” like Sir Charles, same body styles but LJ was a rock and Barkley was tiggles Magoo.

And this is why everyone and their moms recommended it to me? I need a bit more than farts … is there a plot? If not, I’ll go to my local dollar store and they got a whoopie cushion and I’ll just place that bad boy right under my wife, I mean girlfriend, I..

Did you think JC looked like he did it? I could tell on him too. It’s a pretty evident look to the physique, it’s not gradual growth but rather extreme muscle growth that’s beyond the body’s natural capabilities. Sadly, they can hide it really really well these days. I can spot a dude at the gym on almost ANYTHING if you have seen the person over the years. (No I’m not stalking @kg01 but he’s been growin too).

Are you nuts? Lebron came out of high school with the genes to become Lawrence freaking Taylor. Curry came out lookin like Uriel’s stunt double. No way Jose.

I still gotta watch that. You and another squawker highly recommended the show.

I got a question. So, it’s ok for Curry to do PED’s and they never test him but somehow John Collins got busted a few years back? ISE!!!! You cannot tell me this lil b isn’t on some $hit. You telling me Dell Curry, the weakest looking black dude to physically play in the NBA, his genes passed onto Curry was his natural body in 2009, sure people develop muscle as they age and the body grows but I am 99% certain that sCurry is on some ish. sCurry uses roids. DELL’s genes… I’ll repeat, DELL’s genes.. Why does he get a pass? HEY ADAM, SEND ONE OF YOUR GOONS TO INVESTIGATE… oh wait, that’s right, you got that side gig in the Bay, don’t wanna f that up.

The Suns never woo’d Deandre Jordan did they?

The investigation found that Sarver acted in the above cases to be provocative or funny. Sarver was also accused of speaking about the size of players’ genitalia.

He pants some dude.. — During an Ice Bucket Challenge event in front of staffers in 2014, “Sarver pulled down the shorts of a male employee in front of a crowd of team employees. Although the employee was not exposed … the employee was embarrassed and upset.” Sarver apologized for the incident upon ESPN’s initial story that led to the investigation.

Ok this dude is straight weird.. wtf Inappropriate physical conduct — Sarver once exposed his genitals to a male employee “who was on his knees in front of Sarver performing a fitness check that Sarver had requested and had undergone before. Past experience would have taught Sarver that dropping his underwear was unnecessary for the fitness check.” — Sarver is accused of grabbing “a male employee at a Suns holiday party and danced ‘pelvis to pelvis’ with him.”

Sarver is a big bag of d!cks. Demeaning women — In 2008, Sarver told a pregnant employee she could not continue her role coordinating an event because “she would be ‘breastfeeding’ and her ‘baby needs their mom, not their father.'” The woman cried in response, and when a witness told Sarver he did not act correctly, the owner convened a call with that witness and his attorney. Sarver’s attorney said he had done nothing wrong, and Sarver criticized the witness for “questioning Sarver’s judgment.”

Sarver sucks but why is it ok for Draymond to yell it over and over and over and over? — After an Oct. 30, 2016 game against Golden State, Sarver complained that a Black player on the Warriors was able to say the N-word without receiving a technical. Sarver used the word when he went into a coach’s office to vent about the non-calls. The coach told Sarver he could not say the word. The owner then sent an email to the league office, complaining about the officiating. Sarver “purported to quote the Warriors player as saying the N-word spelled out with an ‘a’ at the end,” per the investigation.

Blocks should be around 45 to me, rebounding should be around 80.

8 day!!!!

@TheNorthCydeRises or @Diesel? Somebody wanted him I think it’s the former just curious as I always seem to think of a squawker as “the person who wanted so and so”.. like with @NBASupes and Horford and OJ Mayo.. @kg01 and Sexy Sexton. That was a late night west coast blow from ya boy Spud! Holla! Seriously whose claiming big man Mark Will in Spud head for the next decade? Ps @kg01 got Scottie Barnes now tho.

35 days left (this time 2k23 warned me)

It’s Trae against the world F it.

I actually have no clue? I looked up coffee and that’s the first thing I saw and thought I’d be hip! Nate prolly does the regular black coffee ️ like me with cream (almond milk.. I don’t wanna talk about it) and sugar. I read somewhere he drinks coffee during the season and takes a break during the summer. Nate needs a boost! Let’s go! ps Roger Fed has a similar one at home I’m sure. He prolly has a Swiss engineered one specially designed for him. With his RF (not Ralph Furley the OG RF) on it.

Have you all heard he’s got an island 🏝. A real island not like Dwade’s lil island water waste of a home.

This “laugh” emoji was after the Fed. I can compartmentalize my emotions. It’s called growth.