The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elitefighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF). These Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee and
Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq andhave been given only the
following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There
is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer,
pickup trucks, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE
for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over
by Friday