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kg01

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  1. This is all bowl sh*t. They're tryna say him suing his momma and all that is weighing on him. But then how do they explain the fact that he's been this way his whole career but folks decided to ignore it until now? They're also ignoring the fact that his former #2's are flourishing now that they're away from him. And are ignoring he's about to be on his 3rd head coach and that theyre now out of the play-in despite adding Kyrie - for all his faults, was playing at an allstar level before getting traded there.
  2. Kam: Uhm ... ok thanks for that, kg. Listen, if the guy stopped a global plot, I don't see any reason to give 'im a tech. Your thoughts, AD?" AD: "But how do you spell plot, Kam? P-l-o-t." Kam: "That's right. That's right. Insight from the champion there, folks."
  3. Lies! If literal hours of watching completely unrealistic spy/action movies and TV shows have taught me anything, it's that Trae saved a life last night. We just don't know it yet. His keen eye spotted a sniper's bullet that was covered in top secret nanotechnology that was aimed at a world domination plot involving NBA refs. His 140mph chest pass was just enough to knock the projectile off its path. He's been disavowed by the 'agency' so no one can come forward and give him the heros reception he so richly deserves. Instead, he has to endure the punishment and public ridicule. But, rest assured, the ones who know ..... know. They know, shakes ... (kg stares off into the distance)
  4. With the amount of folks contributing to the kg account, one of them is bound to be as crazy as @TheNorthCydeRises And Nurkic is done-zo and can't stay healthy. I like the 'idea' of him but that's no longer the reality. My only beef on Jonas is defensively. BLopez is a legit DPOY candidate.
  5. I will be plagiarizing the avatar, btw. I'll cite my sources atleast.
  6. Ok, the kg account met over the weekend and decided on a new target for the Hawks. Go out and get me Brook Lopez. Don't think about it. Just do it, nike. Somebody get me lil 'Dicky .. I mean, lil' Nicky's email address. It's probably a hotmail address. I need to lay out 'the plan' for him and Landry. Him and whom? You mean the guy that does my ... Laundry? You're better than that, Kial.
  7. Doubt anyone said give up the farm but it was indeed the wrong call to trade for him.
  8. Why can't people just be happy the bench and others stepped up and we won a game? It's always gotta be weaponized. There are more games where the bench and others play like absolute dawg shish and they get bailed out by Trae. But folks just see through those nights because those are off-message.
  9. Oh hoooo, I see what you did there.
  10. My sources told me this was an elaborate load management scheme cooked up by Trae and Snyder. I'll never give up my sources so don't even ask. And, no, it's not the voices in my head. Those are much more murder-y.
  11. Lol Aholi gets the chase down block while Bey casually jogged back. Smh.
  12. I dont care what you can't go with. Just keep hooking Bogi up with Heisenburg and we guud.
  13. It's Mathews! Pronounced Matt-hues. We don't have enough picks to send to make that a fair deal.
  14. OHHH AJ PUSHES A REF, NO T?
  15. It's Mathews, pounced Matt-hues.
  16. At this point, is Bogi ... meth-Garrison?
  17. TJ auditionin'.. Meth-Bogggiiiii!!!!
  18. I still haven't seen an actual replay of the ball hitting the ref. Did it really even happen?
  19. The ball hit a wet spot right before the pass. Turns out it got splashed with industrial grade lube. Trae is the victim here, clearly.
  20. You do realize that ref is allergic to bees. Trae saw a yellow jacket on the man's forehead. He might've saved a life today.
  21. Do we have proof the ref didn't ask for a 150mph 2-hand chest pass tho? Pretty sure he's the catcher for the ref league softball team.
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