USRSF

[Squawker24]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 5,000-man elitefighting

unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces(USRSF). These Alabama,

Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,Oklahoma, Tennessee and

Texas troopers will be dropped into Iraq andhave been given only the

following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There

is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer,

pickup trucks, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE

for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over

by Friday

[ATLJA316]

lol cant wait to see the post-season documentary