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So a year ago the eggsperts told me MikeLLLLL Bridges was HIM. I said he need to be a tHim, teamed up with an actual alpha. And the eggsperts claimed he led a team to the playoffs. I said, no, KD and Kyrie led that team to the playoffs. Bridges just did enough to not screw it up. What youre seeing this year is what happens with a tHim gets treated like a HIM. Why doesn't anyone put him on blast like they do .... other guys?

Now this is comedy gold. So many layers. Speaking of layers and comedy, I had a an eggcellent joke about Bawb being the source, and *ahem* the Watergate source, and a random night in the 70's. But it was so over the line, it made me blush so I chose not to post. Probably a good idea. Nobody's called me deep throat since..... Heeey, come on, man.

Man I want yall to have the same source but they're telling one of yall to keep it hush but the other one to let it all out.

Facts. They better thow (not 'throw') in Giannis. How's that for rEaLiStiC, @Mikey?

Bite your tongue, sir. This is McConnell we talking bout. Big Mac, if you will. It's obviously Trae + 4 1sts for TJ.

Why is this considered "breaking news"? Smh, more yearn-alism.

MaSouth Ujiri has entered the chat!

We win tonite. Trae sittin. Don't want him to get hurt ahead of the trade for TJ McConnell.

The outsiders are amenable to the terms but may we counter a trade of one or more outsiders to help us get under the tax? About the time he started to realize all tha L's go on his personal coaching record.

Eggsactly! So we're on the same page then? *sigh*

I figured he'd be a situational guy due to his size. But I figured that wouldn't happen until some time overseas. So I'm surprised at the timing but not the result.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, I got anotha one, DJ Khaled. How 'bout we do the Nix deal and get Fournier/Grimes, route Fournier to TOR and get Bruce Brown too. Type of player we need. Tpe for some big. Or trade capela/Hunter for one. OKC needs Capela. Who they got that we need?

Capela Bwhy you can't just let us down easy, mik? Just snatchin' that band-aid off, huh?

I still can't get over Rick Kamla hosting nbaradio, absolutely ripping the Hawks organization for looking to trade Murray "because they're too cheap to re-sign him". Guy had no clue Murray's already re-signed. Those are your eggsperts, folx.

Don't let @AHF harsh your mellow. It was a fine joke. AH is paid to have no sense of humor. Whats that? They don't pay him? Then how does he explain the massive stick up his .... just kidding, guy who can bann me.

I see, from the outrage, that yall are still working under the assumption that we have an experienced GM that knows what TF he's doing. Do yall also believe in Santa and the Easter Bunny too? Actually, I take that back, the Bunny is definitely real.

Oh man, somebody Google Fournier to see what he's up to. Also, I feel dummer for having clicked on that for some reason. It's "dumber", kg. I know, Kial. And STFU to you too. Honestly, that smells like the trade folks here have been flirting around with leaking the past few week-months.

Ngl, I know that's what it means but I wasn't confident enough to smack cyde in the face with it. I must be your cousin 'cause .... well, if that's not what baby giraffes look like, what TF do they look like?

Think BKN want Russell for Dinwiddie? I'm out on Rui. Middlin' big at best.

That's clearly hidden camera footage of the insiders' last prep meeting. Odd. @Sothron got the moves like Jaggar tho.

I definitely hope they play to their potential and go on a run. Wha??? You don't wanna build around Russell? I can't imagine why not.

Eh, seeing the price IND paid kinda confirms he wasn't the right target unfortunately. He's now the reverse John Collins.

Smh. Wheres quasar when you need him?

So IOW, you deserved it?

Oh I appreciate their Heat win. But I don't appreciate they backed it up by taking a fat L to CHI. Stupid cRaptors never come thru when you need it. Just go extinct already.