Some great Hawks jokes by a caller on 680

[coachx]

Some caller named Rev Al called into to 680 this morning. He was pretty funny. Of course, with that name, he sounded like a preacher giving a sermon through his whole Hawks spill. Here are the highlights for a laugh.

I have lived in Atlanta my whole life and have never seen anything as putrid as that performance. My Atlanta Hawks just stunk up the whole league in 1 game.

Mike Bibby is so slow you can time him in the 40 with a calendar.

Mike Woodson ought to be let out in traffic off on 285, by the airport, and dodge some traffic for a while.

We fired Billy Knight..........that was 1 dumb head in a 2 headed monster. Whats stoppin' 'em from cutting off the other head ?

The Rev was hilarious.

At times like this, as a fan, all you can do is laugh and find solice in the only hope that this was only 1 game.

[kamillion]

agreed- I was listening to it too--- I was in my office laughing loud... better than cryin', right? :cool:

[NineOhTheRino]

Chuck made made laugh as TNT was going to the Mike Woodson presser.

Ernie asked Chuck and Kenny: "Do we want to go to the Mike Woodson press conference?"

Chuck (mumbling): "Hell naw! All he needs (Woodson) is a blindfold and a cigarette."