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Noel's problem is attitude and work ethic though. Not a good culture piece regardless of on-court fit. I'd rather try to elevate a gleague guy like the dude from HOU that shoots underhand free throws.

Yeah. Mascotaphobia strickens millions. Only I am courageous enough to admit it.

Haha, I questioned my sanity a bit too when I found myself agreeing with KBToys. No offense intended @KB21 .... well, maybe a little offense intended.

I'm glad my secret pain amuses you. Meanwhile, this dude in a bird costume doesn't know how close to death he really is.

Nice. Like you, I'm an 'idea guy'. Leave the eggsecuting to you other clowns. Speaking of which, whycome there ain't no Spellman thread. He's a 1st too. Any thoughts?

I may get a Heurter ava. "Huerter bringing the pain!!"

Whenever I see a mascot, I give it an 'I wish you would' look. Paired with the 'angry black man face' usually wards them off. If they knew how terrified I actually was, they'd pounce.

I'm afraid of mascots. Real talk. They always try to embarrass you in public in the name of being wacky. You never know if they're targeting you cause you can't tell if they're actually looking at you or not. Those lifeless eyes, man. Terrifying.

Pick protection is the ultimate b*tch move. If you want to trade a 1st, have some gonads and trade a f*cking 1st. None-a this meally-mouthed, "Uh I'll trade a 1st ...... but only if it falls between 12 and 17, then it's 2 2nds." STFU, b*tch. Sorry, still a little salty. But I'm gettin thru it, I'm gettin thru it.

No. I don't really want to sign him back. Merely suggesting jOkafor would be as bad a signing.

May as well sign Howard back.

No. Lazy, bad attitude, dinosaur.

Sorry, can't type one-handed.

This is savagery that borders on conduct unbecoming. Your license to practice whatever quackery of medical doctoring you do is currently up for review.

Come at me bros. Gimme a hard one. I'm knockin these sawftballs outta the park.

Lonnie Walkuh? You want me to do Lonnie Walkuh? Oh you mean Elfrid Walker? Same dude who said the world ain't real, it's all an 'illusion'? Yeah, good luck convincing me that hairstyle isn't ... *ahem* ... chemically induced. Are you picking up what I'm puttin down here, bro? I'm saying decision making is probably in the 'con' column of his pros/cons breakdown. Have fun with that, Coach Pop. Walker's likely outcome is as that really good dunker at the Y straight beastin' on weekend warriors. Meanwhile, the old-heads on the sidelines sayin', "Uh ya know he used-ta play in tha league?"

Bridges is too small to play 4, too slow to play 3 and can't shoot. Have fun with that, CHA. Oh and the fact that CHA wanted him pretty much guarantees he's a bust. Divincenzo is about 6'3" not 6'5" so I like him only as a 6th MOY type. I got the ginzu knives out for all these non-Hawks. Come at me, bro!!!

True but that shat catches up to you eventually.

In other news that may make some feel a lil' better, smells like BOS may be dealing with some drama ... https://thespun.com/nba/boston-celtics/robert-williams-celtics-nba-draft-missing Haha, dude dropped due to concerns such as lack of focus, immaturity and now this. Also, I get Tatum/Brown are panning out but can we also recall Dan strAinge's actual draft record, btw? It ain't good.

True the pick is the thing. I have no faith that Smith will be anything other than a perennial dunk contest participant. And it comes as no surprise that Slink got owned in a negotiation. He's a guy that sits across the table getting own'd but acting like he's in control just to give the impression that he's not getting own'd but everybody with a brain can clearly see that he's getting own'd but pretending he's not. Try to follow that. Also, I'm riding with @Spud2nique in this battle with @KB21. Even if he "called" it, it was luck. That's all I got, spud.

Eggggggggggsactly. That's what hurts.

I just realized the Suns gave up an UNPROTECTED future 1st in the Bridges trade. Slink needs to hire a freaking trade consultant to tackle his bald arse when someone offers him a trade. Just stupid.

Well, considering Brett Brown is Budenholzer'ing them, we need to be sure to seek trades with PHI in the near term. Shiiiii, even Slink can't screw that up ... or can he?

Eggsactly. They traded a win-now guy who was a perfect fit for what they need and who was a total feel-good story (#HawwtMomToo) for a 'uhm let's redshirt him for 2 years and maybe ....' guy. Just highlights the fact that they are clueless when it comes to the draft. It took no insight to draft Simmons or Embiid. Them guys fell in their lap. Every other high pick has been a spectacular bust.