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  1. 'So fata** tries to take out Trae by diving at his ankles. Then same fata** pulls a hammy and ends up out himself? Coincidence? Nope.' - D Spo.
  2. Skrong. Ma$3 come back in playoff form. It would be wrong for me to say I'm glad he's hurt, although he probably hurt his own self doing dumbarsery like that.
  3. If you translate the 'ca-caaw', it literally translates to "It's time".
  4. Poatgame presser .... Just one question for you, Mr. Young. Is that a man-bag you're carrying or is that a cluuuuuuutchhh.... .... and is that an 8th grade, junior pimp walk back to the bench I see?
  5. Most hostile post-win thread in history.
  6. @Spud2nique Deric did his job. We might need to keep 'im around.
  7. Played like trash. Got the dub. Eat sh*t haters.
  8. "Lap dances on me tonite, boise!" - D Spoelstra
  9. "Maybe do some planks next time, Jimi. Work on that core." - D Spo
  10. "I just saw a dude get dragged out 'cause he said tonite gonna be 'lit'. Can I get 'poor choice of words for $500, Alex?" - D. Spo.
  11. "He finally had to pull out some-a them Steve Nash, fake-a** tennis shoes/coaching shoes and admit all he is is a tall a**, mascot a**, overpaid ASSistant coach. Then they let everybody's a**es in." - D. Spoelstra
  12. "The suspicious package was Haslem's gym shoes. Security didn't believe him when he was aid he was playing tonite." - D. Spoelstra
  13. He does wear # Se7en, doesn't he? After threatening to burn down the arena, then a suspicious package being found, Deric may be otherwise occupied soon. Yikes.
  14. "Told yall. Pump that A/C in, Hawks. Getcho mittens ready, Heets." -D. Spoelstra.
  15. He lyin'. I seen Haslem tryna get out of a chair. He ain't ready to play. Heyul, if the arena catch on fire, his a** gon burn to death. - D. Spoelstra
  16. That's how you avoid havin' to cut your share, bro.
  17. "But what's Zion got to do with any of this? Did he get hired as part of the Hawks entertainment staff? " - D. Spoelstra
  18. He's not giving his opinion unsolicited. Your beef is with these media types. I can't believe I'm out here defending Kyme. I blame you, squd.
  19. "Any chance the A/C goes 'on the fritz' like that year in San Antonio? Dump some extra freon up in that b*tch. Make is col' as a penguin butt cheeks in tha 'Farm. Make them ol' a** Heat knees lock up like the Tin man in the Wiz. A teeeny. A teeeny..." - D. Spoelstra
  20. "Guys, any chance we can get that train to ... ahem... "break" "down" like we did when the HorCats came to town? Last time my brother walked more than a few feet, he was wheezin' and coughin' like a 4 pack-a-day smoker. The pollen might kill his weak a**." - D. Spoelstra
  21. He was Ramadan'ing during our last game, iirc. I kinda think Kyme may be the most genuine dude in the league. All these other dudes out here fakin' it. At least he tells you just how he feels.
  22. Yep, we all gotta do our part. On that note, according to my ... sources, Eric Spoelstra's Hawk-loving/Heat-hating brother Deric Spoelstra may be taking over the kg account during the game.
  23. Eh, somebody's gotta pay for their play-in (non)performances. Sure it's just one game but it could be argued that the one game was just an out-sized display of the issues that plague them in general. Roster wasn't great, but it was good enough to not be 30+ points down to both us and the Pacers the year before.
  24. In fairness, Collin Sexton's not a facilitator. He's really just there to get hizzz. Ohhh, my bad. That was a Freudian slip. I didn't mean to call Monta Ellis, 'Collin Sexton'. Silly me. Ohhhh, my bad. That's another Freudian slip?
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