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[BigBenedict242]

Hey everyone...Sorry it's been a while.

My sources have given me quite a plethora of info, so let's dig in:

1) My sources are telling me we are actively pursuing Kobe Bryant. The package involves Solomon, Lorenzen, and Speedy for Kobe and Jordan Farmar

2) Greg Oden has agreed to a buyout of his contract and will sign with us to the veteran's minimum (Yes, he's only 19).

3) Sign and trade with Charlotte...Anthony Johnson for Gerald Wallace straight up

4) We will trade next year's 2nd round pick to Boston for 4 future 1st rounders.

That's it for now.

And always remember...

I have sources, thus I am more important than you.

[MikeWilksBooth]

This guy knows his sh!t! I believe all he has written will happen

[SmooveTheFuture]

LOL poor sothron and his sources.

[vdunkndunk]

Isn't this like the fifth or sixth time someone has done one of these "latest information" imitation threads? Enough already.

[BusBoyIsBack]

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LOL poor sothron and his sources.

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What did he say we were going to do again?

[jezmund]

LAME

[Sothron]

Er....yeah, they are feeling so bad that everything they told me about came true? Don't tell them though, it might hurt their feelings to know they were proven right several times over!

[DrReality]

It wasn't that funny the first time and even less so this time.