The BHayley kneejerk rant thread

[MikeWilksBooth]

When he gets home from the game, I am dedicating this thread to him.

GOD JJ SUCKS, HIT A FRICKIN SHOT JESUS

WOODY DOESNT DO ANYTHING CALL A TIME OUT!

WE NEED MARIO! IF HE PLAYED 48 MINUTES WE WOULD HAVE WON BY 24

SHELDEN SUCKS WHY DOESN HE EVEN PLAY. PUT IN ZAZA

WHY WAS ZAZA IN, PUT IN SHELDEN

JESUS PUT IN LORENZEN

LET BOB RATHBUN BE THE COACH AND MAKE STEVE SMITH THE ENTIRE STAFF

JOSH SMITH LOOKED GOOD TONIGHT SO LETS TRADE HIM FOR JASON KAPONO

[BHayley]

IF YOU SAW MARIO TONIGHT, HE WAS FRUSTRATING EVERYONE HE WAS GUARDING. AND THAT INCLUDES JASON KIDD AND VINCE CARTER.

SHELDEN, LEARN TO MAKE A DAMN SHOT

JOE, QUIT WHINING AND BE A LEADER FOR ONCE

SMOOVE, DON'T TAKE ANY PERIMETER SHOTS...KEEP DRIVING THE BALL--YOU'RE DOING A NICE JOB

MARVIN, SHOOT MORE

ACIE, KEEP ATTACKING THE BASKET

BK, MAKE A DAMN TRADE AND GET US INTERIOR DEFENSE. SHELDEN IS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE NBA AT STOPPING A DRIVING PLAYER. HE IS ONLY GOOD FOR MANNING UP A POST PLAYER

[Dexmethylphenidate]

Shelden is a big disappointment. We need to see some action from king Solomon. Not sure why Solomon is in a suit for the game?

[MikeWilksBooth]

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Shelden is a big disappointment. We need to see some action from king Solomon. Not sure why Solomon is in a suit for the game?

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Solomon's under contract with the Men's Warehouse...I guarantee it

[BHayley]

Solomon should've been in the NBDL since day 1 of last year. That way we'd have space for an NBDL PG (Tatum) and he would be in better shape to be our 3rd center when he returns.

By the way, ZaZa sucks

[MikeWilksBooth]

What's your obsession with Tatum?

[BHayley]

He can play, and he's free.

[MikeWilksBooth]

Why would Woodson give him minutes?

[DJlaysitup]

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He can play, and he's free.

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I certainly see no reason why we shouldn't bring in Tatum and see what he can do (he was dinged up in our training camp but was the 4th pick in the NBDL draft). The guy is an athletic PG who can shoot. Besides, we usually average two hurt PGs on our roster per game - we could use the depth.

Which brings up a somewhat OT question: What are we going to do with Salim? Is he in the basement of the doghouse? Whatever the situation is - if the guy has any value to another team (and we aren't going to play him), why not try to get something for him? It makes no sense to me.

[Brotha2ThaNite]

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IF YOU SAW MARIO TONIGHT, HE WAS FRUSTRATING EVERYONE HE WAS GUARDING. AND THAT INCLUDES JASON KIDD AND VINCE CARTER.

SHELDEN, LEARN TO MAKE A DAMN SHOT

JOE, QUIT WHINING AND BE A LEADER FOR ONCE

SMOOVE, DON'T TAKE ANY PERIMETER SHOTS...KEEP DRIVING THE BALL--YOU'RE DOING A NICE JOB

MARVIN, SHOOT MORE

ACIE, KEEP ATTACKING THE BASKET

BK, MAKE A DAMN TRADE AND GET US INTERIOR DEFENSE. SHELDEN IS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE NBA AT STOPPING A DRIVING PLAYER. HE IS ONLY GOOD FOR MANNING UP A POST PLAYER

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You are joking right??? Joe being a whinner??? Man I wish jj was a whinner.

[BHayley]

What the hell are you talking about?

[DrReality]

FIRE WOODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!