The Next Big Hawks Move Will Shock the NBA

[ThomasCredle]

According to totally unsubstantiated sources inside the Hawks organization the new GM has executed the most audacious salary dump move in NBA history.  Allegedly a $1 million dollar professional "hit" has been authorized on Kent Bazemore and Dennis Schröder.  An unnamed Atlanta front office executive stated that they were shocked that the current CBA did not have a prohibition on executing current players under contract.  This clears both enormus cap space and two roster slots that we can fill at league minimum contracts the executive further elaborated.   This may become the NBA version of NFL style player cuts and we think is the wave of the future.  

NBA Commissioner Silver gave a no comment response to the story.   Both Mr Bazemore and Schröder were unable to be reached and are assumed to be in hiding at an undisclosed secure location.  

Phil Jackson was available for comment and fully supported the idea and said it should be standard procedure following almost all Knicks FA signings.

More as the story develops.

A little levity to try and cheer up my fellow sqwuakers whow may need a laugh so far this free agency!!!!

 

[ThomasCredle]

Guess I'll keep my day job and leave the satire to the folks at the onion lol