Nicknames for the Hawks

[Elijah]

Philips Arena = The Library ---- No one cheers at the games or boos the other teams. If Joe isn't on fire, Bibby isn't hitting 3's, LeBron/Wade/Bryant aren't in town, or Smoove doesn't dunk, this place is a library

Josh Smith = The Hero --- This guy can do everything! He can play all 5 positions and shoot from anywhere! He's our Hero!

Marvin Williams = DUCK --- Looks strong and athletic, but walks awkwardly

Bob Bender = TV-Watching Gum Machine ----This guy never pays attention in huddles. All he does is chew gum profusely and watch Kiss Cam on the overhead

Tyrone Hill = He Sucks---Wtf has he done for our big men?

Speedy Claxton = Fraud

More to come later! Time for a commercial break!

[Cwell]

how about dog tired starters,and the unused bench?

[Plainview1981]

JJ is Bubba Gump.

[DrReality]

Can't wait to hear the ones for Woody.

[Cwell]

Can't wait to hear the ones for Woody.

how about dumbazz idiot,or mentally retarded potato head?or worst coach ever hiding behind a talented team?

[tonegully]

Can't wait to hear the ones for Woody.

How about UNEMPLOYED!!

[Plastic Man]

Bob Bender = TV-Watching Gum Machine ----This guy never pays attention in huddles. All he does is chew gum profusely and watch Kiss Cam on the overhead

Not true!

I've seen him checking out the dance team too--so he can do at least three things during timeouts.

[josh_pwns_newbs]

Philips Arena = The Library ---- No one cheers at the games or boos the other teams. If Joe isn't on fire, Bibby isn't hitting 3's, LeBron/Wade/Bryant aren't in town, or Smoove doesn't dunk, this place is a library

Josh Smith = The Hero --- This guy can do everything! He can play all 5 positions and shoot from anywhere! He's our Hero!

Marvin Williams = DUCK --- Looks strong and athletic, but walks awkwardly

Bob Bender = TV-Watching Gum Machine ----This guy never pays attention in huddles. All he does is chew gum profusely and watch Kiss Cam on the overhead

Tyrone Hill = He Sucks---Wtf has he done for our big men?

Speedy Claxton = Fraud

More to come later! Time for a commercial break!

worst post ever

[lethalweapon3]

Hawks = Kardiak Kidz

Philips = The 3-Point Brick Factory

Mark Price = The Tony Little of Shooting ("in just 6 weeks, I can turn you from a player who can't hit threes to a player who THINKS he can hit threes!")

Tyrone Hill's presence alone has instantly made Hawks players look much less ugly. Beyond that, I agree that the bigs have made little marked improvement.

~lw3

[DrReality]

Tyrone Hill's presence alone has instantly made Hawks players look much less ugly. Beyond that, I agree that the bigs have made little marked improvement.

That's funny. Worth checking the posts one last time tonight.