Fan sues Derrick Rose for making him fat and depressed

[ATLscrubLove]

This is too good. A 25 year old Bulls fan is suing Derrick for making him far and depressed by not playing for the entire season... I fell this is HomeCourt worthy. This is a must read. http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1610399-ingenious-fan-sues-injured-derrick-rose-for-making-him-fat-and-depressed

[MaceCase]

Litigation will be done before Rose gets back.

[ATLscrubLove]

Wow sorry for the typos, I hate posting on my phone lol.

[PSSSHHHRRR87]

Hilurrious... I love the Hawks, but I wouldn't sue Josh for giving me a stroke every time he shoots a jumper... Some fans take sports too damn seriously.Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[lethalweapon3]

Dude passed by his favorite daily deep dish pizza hangout spot on his way to the mailbox to file the lawsuit.

~lw3