9 WORDS WOMEN USE

[coachx]

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission.. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[DrReality]

Sounds like my ex.

[DJlaysitup]

Many of what you have said are accurate - but it all comes down to the verbal inflection. "Fine" can actually be a positive when said right.

I do agree with you on #4 and #6 though

"Go Ahead": means you are gonna be phooked....you better win the lottery and buy her good jewelry.

"That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

I truly feel "That's OK" is the worst.

Edited October 24, 2009 by DJlaysitup

[frosgrim]

How about "do you remember when..." This is an invitation to you showing that 1) you have no long term memory, or 2) you really don't pay attention to when she's talking at you.

[DJlaysitup]

OK here's one I usta to use.

There was a time when I thought we had like 50-50% conversations and then I realized otherwise. Here's what you do. Complain about your job that day FIRST...say anything...even if there was nothing wrong...make something up. Then sigh and turn on the TV to the game you want to watch and say - but hey...how was your day? Now comes the dancing. You have to pretend to give a flying rat's arse about what she is talking about for at least two hours and keep up on the game......as long as you occasionally say stuff like "yep" and "well sure"...and during the commercials "I can't believe you have to put up with that"....with some key words she will go on forever - you can watch the whole game - and get laid at the end because she thinks you are such a good listener...

I actually overheard my wife on the phone telling a girlfriend something like "well I don't have that problem because ...Dave always listens to me".

Edited November 14, 2009 by DJlaysitup

[EazyRoc]

OK here's one I usta to use.

There was a time when I thought we had like 50-50% conversations and then I realized otherwise. Here's what you do. Complain about your job that day FIRST...say anything...even if there was nothing wrong...make something up. Then sigh and turn on the TV to the game you want to watch and say - but hey...how was your day? Now comes the dancing. You have to pretend to give a flying rat's arse about what she is talking about for at least two hours and keep up on the game......as long as you occasionally say stuff like "yep" and "well sure"...and during the commercials "I can't believe you have to put up with that"....with some key words she will go on forever - you can watch the whole game - and get laid at the end because she thinks you are such a good listener...

I actually overheard my wife on the phone telling a girlfriend something like "well I don't have that problem because ...Dave always listens to me".

:lol6: You're a genius.