Tonight vs the Knicks: In Conclusion

[drzachary]

1. Marvin Williams ...

A) disappeared yet again, proving conclusively what a bust he is, how he hoodwinked all of us by forcing us to select him #2, and only is in the NBA to pocket the money to fuel his Spongerubik Cubepants addiction.

B) showed flashes of greatness, proving without a shadow of a doubt that he is James Worthy with a jumpshot and sharks with lasers and pirates.

2. Coach Woodson's playcalling, substitution patterns and uses of timeouts ..

A) were solid. He brought in the bench players when appropriate, to rest our starters and spark our offense. He knows how a game is supposed to flow. This sh*t works!

B) were penned by Faulkner. He is just as clueless as ever, and the only reason he's employed is because the ASG is cheap. Plus he looks funny.

3. Josh Smith's basketball IQ and character..

A) are still embarrassing and holding him back, since he took so many ill-advised long jumpers and lost his temper.

B) have completely improved to MVP levels. He plays within his skill-set. He is coachable and dependable.

4. JoJo...

A) once again proved himself worthy of the max, as he put this team on his back again and willed us to victory! He's among the greatest at his position. Bring him back!

B) shied away from contact and only scored his points because he's a volume shooter. He's a marginal, overpaid player, maybe a Top 25 wing at best. Let him walk!

5. The turning point of the game is when Mario West was put in, because....

A) he has no discernable basketball skills, and the Knicks took advantage of us. He's a waste of a slot that should be taken by a vet. Woody's an idiot for putting him in!

B) his tenacious defensive effort took the Knicks' threats out of their rhythms. He's worth that contract for sure, and needs a bigger role! Woody's an idiot for not playing him more!

6. Wow, I can't believe that Jamal Crawford character! ...

A) He should be a starter. He shot lights out and noone can stop him.

B) Is so overrated. He kills ball movement, knocks the rest of the team out of their game, and is such a detriment to the Hawks.

7. How about our bench tonight?

A) They were worthless as usual. Why doesn't the ASG pay for a real bench? Zaza and Mo are garbage, and Teague was another wasted pick.

B) They were amazing as usual. It's great that the ASG was willing to make our bench a strength. Zaza and Mo bring that lift when the starting 5 is waning, and Teague looks to be our future starter.

See, I won't be able to be on the Internet later, so I decided to write the summary of the game in advance. For each item, just pick A or B as you see fit. You're welcome.

[Colin]

1. Marvin Williams ...

A) disappeared yet again, proving conclusively what a bust he is, how he hoodwinked all of us by forcing us to select him #2, and only is in the NBA to pocket the money to fuel his Spongerubik Cubepants addiction.

B) showed flashes of greatness, proving without a shadow of a doubt that he is James Worthy with a jumpshot and sharks with lasers and pirates.

2. Coach Woodson's playcalling, substitution patterns and uses of timeouts ..

A) were solid. He brought in the bench players when appropriate, to rest our starters and spark our offense. He knows how a game is supposed to flow. This sh*t works!

B) were penned by Faulkner. He is just as clueless as ever, and the only reason he's employed is because the ASG is cheap. Plus he looks funny.

3. Josh Smith's basketball IQ and character..

A) are still embarrassing and holding him back, since he took so many ill-advised long jumpers and lost his temper.

B) have completely improved to MVP levels. He plays within his skill-set. He is coachable and dependable.

4. JoJo...

A) once again proved himself worthy of the max, as he put this team on his back again and willed us to victory! He's among the greatest at his position. Bring him back!

B) shied away from contact and only scored his points because he's a volume shooter. He's a marginal, overpaid player, maybe a Top 25 wing at best. Let him walk!

5. The turning point of the game is when Mario West was put in, because....

A) he has no discernable basketball skills, and the Knicks took advantage of us. He's a waste of a slot that should be taken by a vet. Woody's an idiot for putting him in!

B) his tenacious defensive effort took the Knicks' threats out of their rhythms. He's worth that contract for sure, and needs a bigger role! Woody's an idiot for not playing him more!

6. Wow, I can't believe that Jamal Crawford character! ...

A) He should be a starter. He shot lights out and noone can stop him.

B) Is so overrated. He kills ball movement, knocks the rest of the team out of their game, and is such a detriment to the Hawks.

7. How about our bench tonight?

A) They were worthless as usual. Why doesn't the ASG pay for a real bench? Zaza and Mo are garbage, and Teague was another wasted pick.

B) They were amazing as usual. It's great that the ASG was willing to make our bench a strength. Zaza and Mo bring that lift when the starting 5 is waning, and Teague looks to be our future starter.

C) Zaza dropped 20 & 20, amazing!

See, I won't be able to be on the Internet later, so I decided to write the summary of the game in advance. For each item, just pick A or B as you see fit. You're welcome.

My predictions in advance, and hopefully, even if all goes awry, we'll still come away with a W.

Edited March 8, 2010 by Colin

[RedDawg#8]

This really sums up everything said about this seasons team lol

[Wretch]

Bravo Dr. Z, professor of funkitology!

[mrhonline]

bump

[AUhawksfan]

This is great! It's one of those posts that's funny because it's true! I've too often seen both answers A and B on this board.