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Atlanta War Room on Trading Deadline Day


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Atlanta War Room Trading Deadline

Phone Conversation between Sund and D'Antoni

Sund: Why you not goin' to work?

D'Antoni: I got fired yesterday.

Sund: No s***? I thought you had the day off yesterday.

D'Antoni: I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, Dolan called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape sleeping in a defense meeting.

Sund: The *beep* you sleeping for?

D'Antoni: I wasn't sleeping. I closed my eyes and shook my head because Melo never plays defense.

Sund: Defense, I thought you hated Defense!

D'Antoni: You better not tell anybody man.

Sund: Man, I'm not, man.

D'Antoni: Keep it on the down low.

Sund: Alright brother. Damn. So who did they replace you with.

D'Antoni: Mr. Potato head himself.

Gearon, Nique, and Levenson comes in.

Sund: I got to go.

Sund Hangs up...

Gearon: So where are we?

Sund : I'm about to ride over to Smoove's house to assure him that he's not being dealt.

Levenson: I already did that.

Sund: You're word is about as shaky as a stripper with the flu.

Nique: If you're going to see Smoove, I'm in. You know, I'm like a father to him.

Sund: Come on.

Nique and Sund in the Limo.

Nique: I love this fine ride. You keep it stocked with all the best stuff.

Sund: I can tell you love watching that game between your Hawks and the Celtics game 7.

Nique: Yeah, (sipping on his drink) if Only Doc would have made that pass.

Sund: Isn't it ironic though.

Nique; What?

Sund: That you are here and Doc is Boston's coach!

Nique: You know I never thought about that. (To the driver) Looky here, baby. You're hittin' them corners too goddamn fast. You need to slow this motherlover down, you understand? I almost spilled my 'yak on this $200 suit. Come on, baby, keep it together.

Chauffeur: Yeah, whatever, motherlover.

At Smoove's House.

Sund: Nice neighbourhood, huh?

Nique: It's all right. Fake-*ss Brady Bunch.

Smoove Comes out.

Smoove (to Nique): Welcome Rancho "Choke-among-us." I'm the king here. You just another ball player late payin' his rent.

Nique: Huh?

Smoove: I saw on twitter and on Hawksquawk how you thought the team might do better wthout me. What you hate me now. I was like a son a few years ago, now you better off without me... aint that your word?

Nique: Somebody musta hacked into my twitter account, I would never say that about you.

Smoove: I see the way you look at me. The way you try to walk like me. You want to be ME.

Nique: I would never. Look son, in my day, I was better than you wish you could be.

Smoove: I ain't your son and this ain't your day.

Sund: Is this why you want to be traded?

Smoove: Traded?

Sund: The word is out that you asked to be traded.

Smoove: Who did I ask?

Sund Shrugs shoulders.

Smoove: You should know better than anybody that everything you hear is a lie.

Sund: well what could make this team better?

Smoove: Better? Better... CORNDOGS!!!

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