HAWKS FOR SALE ( Craigslist Ad )

[ATLscrubLove]

I came across this on Craigslist today...

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/spo/4148416306.html

Someone buy the Hawks, PLEASE! (Atlanta )

For sale: A professional basketball team within the largest city in the south. This team already has an established fan base, however, those numbers are dwindling quickly. Not to worry!! These existing fans CAN BE RETAINED and new fans added within a short time.

Requirements: Potential buyer must be single individual; this position is no longer open to an amalgam of sue-happy, squabbling do nothings. If you are interested in the purchase of the team to use ownership as bragging rights at the country club, this position is NOT for you. This buyer must be goal oriented and driven towards the attainment and retainment of super star athletes, rebuilding and driving a sustainable brand and achieving the ultimate goal of an NBA championship REPEATIDLY. Those interested must be invested in the city of Atlanta as equally as the Atlanta Hawks, i.e NOT MOVING THE TEAM TO ANOTHER CITY.

The team is valued at roughly $200 million, however it could probably be attained for a STEAL at $150 million.

In addition, selling jerseys, posters, signed balls, or any other memorabilia from any other team in efforts just to make an extra buck will result in immediate termination.

Interested candidates can contact the Atlanta Hawks front office directly.

1 Philips Drive (google map) (yahoo map)

Edited November 13, 2013 by ATLscrubLove

[Admin]

I've seen a lot of really funny Craigslist ads about teams / players / etc. but this one misses the mark terribly.

[ATLSmith]

Yea, and it seems a bit out of date too. The ASG settled there legal woes over a year ago now.

E for effort though.

[Admin]

Quite frankly, if anyone out there could create one of these that would be truly entertaining and worthy of attention, it would be our own LethalWeapon6. However we don't need him getting too much attention or someone will end up stealing him from us.

[lethalweapon3]

Quite frankly, if anyone out there could create one of these that would be truly entertaining and worthy of attention, it would be our own LethalWeapon6. However we don't need him getting too much attention or someone will end up stealing him from us.

Nah! HS4L!

(HawkSquawk 4 Lyfe!)

~lw3

[DJlaysitup]

Should also say: "Interesting trades will be considered"

[DrReality]

Fire sale ?