Premium Member Diesel Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 While we wait on Friday.. Thought I would introduce an interesting task for yall... Rank the following: the 14 flavors of Jolly Rancher. Actually, just give me your top 5....In Order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member JayBirdHawk Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 I didn't know they had all these flavors - huh? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Wretch Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Fruit Punch - Trae Watermelon - DJM Mango - John Collins Grape - Clint Nate - Black Licorice 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Diesel Posted March 2, 2023 Author Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Green Apple Fruit Punch Blue Raspberry Strawberry Lemon Honrable mention to Pineapple and Cherry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member JayBirdHawk Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Blue Raspberry Green Apple Fruit Punch Strawberry Grape 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member BangHolman Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Watermelon Grape Green Apple Blue Raspberry Strawberry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Diesel Posted March 2, 2023 Author Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 38 minutes ago, Wretch said: Fruit Punch - Trae Watermelon - DJM Mango - John Collins Grape - Clint Nate - Black Licorice @Wretch Where are you finding this Black Licorice Jolly Ranchers? Are there Umpa Lumpas where you live? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg01 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, Diesel said: @Wretch Where are you finding this Black Licorice Jolly Ranchers? Are there Umpa Lumpas where you live? Wretchy Wonka up in here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member shakes Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 53 minutes ago, Diesel said: While we wait on Friday.. Thought I would introduce an interesting task for yall... Rank the following: the 14 flavors of Jolly Rancher. Actually, just give me your top 5....In Order... Hey Diesel, do you ever watch Good Mythical Morning on pod cast on Youtube? Couple of southern boys who've been best friends since they were little kids. They do a lot of segments where they rate every single flavor of a product. For example, every single flavor of Ben & Jerrys, every type of Cheez-it, etc. Very similar to what you are doing in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member shakes Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 I'm boycotting this one cause of the pussification of Jolly Ranchers over the years. When I was a kid you got your Jolly Rancher in a long thin ruler type shape. They were great. But then some kids realized taht you could lick them down into a sharp point and some kids had some injuries in their mouths. So they got rid of the Jolly Rancher prison shank and replaced them with these stupid tootsie roll rip offs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Wretch Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Diesel said: @Wretch Where are you finding this Black Licorice Jolly Ranchers? Are there Umpa Lumpas where you live? LOL...this might convey the idea better. 1) Fruit Punch - Trae2) Watermelon - DJM3) Mango - John Collins4) Grape - Clint↑GAP containing all other flavors. ↓ ??) Nate - Black Licorice (if it existed) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg01 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 5 minutes ago, shakes said: I'm boycotting this one cause of the pussification of Jolly Ranchers over the years. When I was a kid you got your Jolly Rancher in a long thin ruler type shape. They were great. But then some kids realized taht you could lick them down into a sharp point and some kids had some injuries in their mouths. So they got rid of the Jolly Rancher prison shank and replaced them with these stupid tootsie roll rip offs. Is this true? This can't be true. What are we doing to the youts? I blame people like shakes who obviously stabbed some unsuspecting soul in the middle school bathroom after the pep rally one Friday. This is your fault, brah. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member shakes Posted March 2, 2023 Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 8 minutes ago, kg01 said: Is this true? This can't be true. What are we doing to the youts? I blame people like shakes who obviously stabbed some unsuspecting soul in the middle school bathroom after the pep rally one Friday. This is your fault, brah. it's the other kids fault for violating the rules of the playground. Never turn your back on a guy with a sour apple Jolly Rancher shiv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg01 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, shakes said: it's the other kids fault for violating the rules of the playground. Never turn your back on a guy with a sour apple Jolly Rancher shiv. Fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHardHAWK Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 My candy lady only had 3 flavors....red, green, and blue 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Diesel Posted March 2, 2023 Author Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 1 hour ago, shakes said: Hey Diesel, do you ever watch Good Mythical Morning on pod cast on Youtube? Couple of southern boys who've been best friends since they were little kids. They do a lot of segments where they rate every single flavor of a product. For example, every single flavor of Ben & Jerrys, every type of Cheez-it, etc. Very similar to what you are doing in this thread. Who knew Cheez-it had flavors?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Diesel Posted March 2, 2023 Author Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 1 hour ago, shakes said: I'm boycotting this one cause of the pussification of Jolly Ranchers over the years. When I was a kid you got your Jolly Rancher in a long thin ruler type shape. They were great. But then some kids realized taht you could lick them down into a sharp point and some kids had some injuries in their mouths. So they got rid of the Jolly Rancher prison shank and replaced them with these stupid tootsie roll rip offs. Hey, I'm there with you. I had the strip, Boozoka Joes, and Fu Man Chu's. No disrespect. . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member Diesel Posted March 2, 2023 Author Premium Member Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 58 minutes ago, kg01 said: Is this true? This can't be true. What are we doing to the youts? I blame people like shakes who obviously stabbed some unsuspecting soul in the middle school bathroom after the pep rally one Friday. This is your fault, brah. That's like a how to get away with murder crime... Shakes lick down the jolly rancher stick to a shiv... Stab the kid.. and the warmth of the kid's blood melts the shiv. Forensics only find a wound and some melted candy. Bloody Jolly Rancher Juice. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg01 Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 11 minutes ago, Diesel said: That's like a how to get away with murder crime... Shakes lick down the jolly rancher stick to a shiv... Stab the kid.. and the warmth of the kid's blood melts the shiv. Forensics only find a wound and some melted candy. Bloody Jolly Rancher Juice. This sounds very autobiographical.... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2023 Report Share Posted March 2, 2023 Green Apple Orange Watermelon Fruit Punch Peach P.S. In grade school, they were easy to throw at the bully's in class when they weren't looking and you never got caught. P.P.S. I suspect I would have been throwing them at some of you if we were in class together! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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