One Night with Dwight

[HawkItus]

Okay the Hawks acquire DH12 this Summer. Gearon and Levenson come to the board and select one lucky Hawksquawker to spend a night convincing him to stay for the long haul in Atlanta:-Where are you going?-Who are bringing with you to help convince him?-Who do you absolutely keep away from him?-what cool "Johnny Be Good/Blue Chips" type gimmick do you play?

[Diesel]

Beat me to this topic... but I have my take.My take is the same as Danny Ferry.. If we just get him here, he will resign..My guess is the team will be Harris, Morrow, Richardson, Smoove, and Howard. That five is definite talented enough to compete in the East. With the expectation that we might be a player for CP3... Might...Here's the deal.IF we are competitive in the EC.. say we make it to the finals...Howard nor Smoove are the type of persons who can look Atlanta (the City) in the Eye and say.. we're going ___________.I doubt Lebron ever dreamed of playing for Cleveland. It was just close to Akron.Smoove and Howard dreamed of playing together for the Hawks.If we make that happen for 1 yr and prove to be successful.. Both guys will resign.

[Guest]

Just let Aurther Blank take him to dinner

[Admin]

[HawkItus]

Here is what I'm doing........I'm getting Delta to repaint one of the planes with a big mural of Dwight. I'm getting all the Marta buses painted with different Atlanta icons saying Dwight stay home. We go to dinner at the top of the Sundial restaurant and when he looks out all the skyscrapers have the light pattern 12 on them. My final piece is I'm taking him to S.A.C.A and having his old jersey, coach, teammates and classmates welcome him. I'm definitely making sure Josh is out of town for this....because if we do it for Dwight he's going to want that and more.

Edited July 10, 2012 by sultanofatl

[Admin]

Here is what I'm doing........

I'm getting Delta to repaint one of the planes with a big mural of Dwight. I'm getting all the Marta buses painted with different Atlanta icons saying Dwight stay home. We go to dinner at the top of the Sundial restaurant and when he looks out all the skyscrapers have the light pattern 12 on them. My final piece is I'm taking him to S.A.C.A and having his old jersey, coach, teammates and classmates welcome him.

I'm definitely making sure Josh is out of town for this....because if we do it for Dwight he's going to want that and more.

Are the planes and buses used to shuttle his illegitimate children around?

[Diesel]

Here is what I'm doing........

I'm getting Delta to repaint one of the planes with a big mural of Dwight. I'm getting all the Marta buses painted with different Atlanta icons saying Dwight stay home. We go to dinner at the top of the Sundial restaurant and when he looks out all the skyscrapers have the light pattern 12 on them. My final piece is I'm taking him to S.A.C.A and having his old jersey, coach, teammates and classmates welcome him.

I'm definitely making sure Josh is out of town for this....because if we do it for Dwight he's going to want that and more.

Seriously though...

I'm wondering if it would be possible to have one building painted to have Howard and Josh's on it. Sorta like this.. but Skyscraper...

If not a skyscraper, then definitely Walter's...

[NJHAWK]

Im unveiling statues of him as superman, Smoove as batman and Chris Paul as flash all to be placed in front of Phillips arena. Then I will take him to the party room and leave him with the Hawks cheerleading squad all dressed like Wonder Woman.

Edited July 10, 2012 by NJHAWK

[Admin]

Im unveiling statues of him as superman, Smoove as batman and Chris Paul as flash all to be placed in front of Phillips arena. Then I will take him to the party room and leave him with the Hawks cheerleading squad all dressed like Wonder Woman.

From what we've heard of Dwight, and of course it's just rumor, but he'd probably enjoy being left in a room with former Hawks cheerleader turned porn actress Briana.

[Dnice]

Get Adidas to sponsor that mural.

[Swatguy]

Beat me to this topic... but I have my take. My take is the same as Danny Ferry.. If we just get him here, he will resign.. My guess is the team will be Harris, Morrow, Richardson, Smoove, and Howard. That five is definite talented enough to compete in the East. With the expectation that we might be a player for CP3... Might... Here's the deal. IF we are competitive in the EC.. say we make it to the finals... Howard nor Smoove are the type of persons who can look Atlanta (the City) in the Eye and say.. we're going ___________. I doubt Lebron ever dreamed of playing for Cleveland. It was just close to Akron. Smoove and Howard dreamed of playing together for the Hawks. If we make that happen for 1 yr and prove to be successful.. Both guys will resign.

I agree D. Also, if we bring in Nate McMillian Paul will come.

[Swatguy]

From what we've heard of Dwight, and of course it's just rumor, but he'd probably enjoy being left in a room with former Hawks cheerleader turned porn actress Briana.

That is twice you insult Dwight personally. Keep your rumor our ban yourself smarty. When Dwight comes back to play he will be even more beastly than imagined. This past year will make him stronger.

[Admin]

That is twice you insult Dwight personally. Keep your rumor our ban yourself smarty. When Dwight comes back to play he will be even more beastly than imagined. This past year will make him stronger.

Mind your own damn business. How about that. Thanks.

[Swatguy]

Mind your own damn business. How about that. Thanks.

Precisely

[phoostal]

On Dolfan's behalf (not that he needs it) It is known and been reported (not rumors) here in Orlando that Howard doesn't pass up any type of P*(&y (read between the letters) when he gets a chance. He has been seen with numerous women at various times. Apparently it is his one vice or should I say kryptonite. Regardless hope he comes to the ATL for the long haul.

[phoostal]

I will also add that he isn't married so let him have fun. I just wouldn't be having any kids. Get the jimmy protector Dwight. Save you some time and hassel down the road.

[Swatguy]

On Dolfan's behalf (not that he needs it) It is known and been reported (not rumors) here in Orlando that Howard doesn't pass up any type of P*(&y (read between the letters) when he gets a chance. He has been seen with numerous women at various times. Apparently it is his one vice or should I say kryptonite. Regardless hope he comes to the ATL for the long haul.

That is just plain stupid to say. Even if it true, what is a man's business what another man's sex appetite? Why do you care?

[phoostal]

That is just plain stupid to say. Even if it true, what is a man's business what another man's sex appetite? Why do you care?

I don't care, to each his own. I was just saying Dolfan was valid in his statements. Personally Dwight can be like Wilt be with over 10,000 served and more power to him. He isn't married and even if he was its not my business. Like I said I don't care what he does.

[Admin]

That is just plain stupid to say. Even if it true, what is a man's business what another man's sex appetite? Why do you care?

Who's business is it of yours to come on here defending Dwight against these terrible internet jokes that are so threatening to his cherub like reputation? I'm pretty sure Dwight will survive without you coming to his aid.

And thank Phoostal you've heard exactly the same things as I've heard.

[phoostal]

Also those billboards on the side of the high rises. Have already been done here in Orlando. So Dwight has seen that before along with the bus wraps. Maybe some fireworks that form into him in a Hawks uniform