Humphries > Splitter

[hazer]

36 minutes ago, hawksfanatic said:

Um well Kris was a world-class swimmer growing up better than Michael Phelps really http://www.inquisitr.com/290383/kris-humphires-was-once-a-better-swimmer-than-michael-phelps/

You know who else was an awesome swimmer? Tim Duncan. https://www.swimmingworldmagazine.com/news/tim-duncan-the-former-swimmer/

Tim = Swim = Championship. Kris also swam and had faster times. Air go Kris is better than Tim Duncan here fokls, championship here we come.

Good stuff, I laughed. Here's more good stuff: @benhillboy assumed Kris has short arms. He doesn't, as I pointed out...

[hazer]

53 minutes ago, macdaddy said:

Lenth...

[MaceCase]

16 minutes ago, hazer said:

Nope, it isn't very long, nor is it short like you assumed. His vertical is 36", which also ain't bad for a white dude. Better wingspan and vertical than Bawse, same wingspan and better vertical than Sap. Stereotypes are best left to audio salesmen

Yea, that Blake Griffin is pretty fly for a white guy too.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, hawksfanatic said:

Um well Kris was a world-class swimmer growing up better than Michael Phelps really http://www.inquisitr.com/290383/kris-humphires-was-once-a-better-swimmer-than-michael-phelps/

You know who else was an awesome swimmer? Tim Duncan. https://www.swimmingworldmagazine.com/news/tim-duncan-the-former-swimmer/

Tim = Swim = Championship. Kris also swam and had faster times. Air go Kris is better than Tim Duncan here fokls, championship here we come.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, hawksfanatic said:

Um well Kris was a world-class swimmer growing up better than Michael Phelps really http://www.inquisitr.com/290383/kris-humphires-was-once-a-better-swimmer-than-michael-phelps/

You know who else was an awesome swimmer? Tim Duncan. https://www.swimmingworldmagazine.com/news/tim-duncan-the-former-swimmer/

Tim = Swim = Championship. Kris also swam and had faster times. Air go Kris is better than Tim Duncan here fokls, championship here we come.

I remember as a youngster around 10 years of age, nobody in my apartment complex could beat me in a race of roughly 25 meters down the length of our pool. Kids, adults, bringem! Yea, I was a badass, thanks for allowing me to share and reminisce. 

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Spud2Nique said:

I remember as a youngster around 10 years of age, nobody in my apartment complex could beat me in a race of roughly 25 meters down the length of our pool. Kids, adults, bringem! Yea, I was a badass, thanks for allowing me to share and reminisce. 

Don't you mean you were first to the bottom of the pool?

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, JayBirdHawk said:

Don't you mean you were first to the bottom of the pool?

Ummmmm....a tad dark and disturbed...:-|

[hazer]

2 hours ago, MaceCase said:

Yea, that Blake Griffin is pretty fly for a white guy too.