Hawk's 6th Man Section

[HopefulHawksFan]

I was invited to go to Philips tonight and try out for the 6th man section.  Anybody have any clever ideas so I can make myself stand out?  I'm psyched about it!

[Thomas]

Shoot like J.R. did against us early in the series and you will more than stand out. Good luck!

[Guest]

Wear every piece of Hawks gear you have. Make a Hawk beak, add some feathers.

Be loud, be proud...GO HAWKS!!!

[capstone21]

Go as  'Green Man' only Volt

 

[HopefulHawksFan]

I'm currently working on a new spin on "It's Raining Men."

[pimp]

Just put on all your Hawks gear,  and dance like the old Six Flags guy.... trust me , you'll stand out.

[Guest]

You know what to do ....

... in a volt banana hammock.  Borrow @Spud2Nique's

[Guest]

4 hours ago, kg01 said:

You know what to do ....

... in a volt banana hammock.  Borrow @Spud2Nique's

I'm down to lend it out.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Spud2Nique said:

I'm down to lend it out.

But can you lend out the dance moovs too?

Also, and I'm asking for @HopefulHawksFan's sake, do the skid marks come with the used banana hammock?

[Guest]

I got the moves fa sho lol

[Guest]

18 minutes ago, kg01 said:

But can you lend out the dance moovs too?

Also, and I'm asking for @HopefulHawksFan's sake, do the skid marks come with the used banana hammock?

 

[AHF]

Let us know how the tryouts went!

[HopefulHawksFan]

The tryout went awesome!  I did my own spin  on It's Raining Men (It's Raining Three's) so hopefully I was ridiculous enough to be memorable.  I might've customized my own umbrella with Hawks logos, Kyle Korver, and Baze Gaze....

Hope to hear something in the next day or two.  I'll keep everyone posted!

[Guest]

Sounds good.  Hope you make it.

I hear no mention of the used, volt-green weenie-sling.  Were you afraid of a fortuitous wardrobe malfunction with all the cheerleaders around?

ETA: I have a feeling the phrase 'volt-green weenie-sling' will come again a time or two.

Edited October 4, 2016 by kg01

[macdaddy]

37 minutes ago, kg01 said:

Sounds good.  Hope you make it.

I hear no mention of the used, volt-green weenie-sling.  Were you afraid of a fortuitous wardrobe malfunction with all the cheerleaders around?

ETA: I have a feeling the phrase 'volt-green weenie-sling' will come again a time or two.

Please don't ruin volt green for us with this imagery.   @Sothron is probably doubled over in pain just thinking about it.   

[HopefulHawksFan]

Well I'm a woman so I don't think the "volt green weenie-sling" applies.  

[Guest]

45 minutes ago, macdaddy said:

Please don't ruin volt green for us with this imagery.   @Sothron is probably doubled over in pain just thinking about it.   

The ship may be out of the bag, no wait, the cat may have already sailed.  Wait .. I'll get it.

And don't wake up grampa Soth.  This is clearly his nap time.

[Guest]

2 hours ago, HopefulHawksFan said:

The tryout went awesome!  I did my own spin  on It's Raining Men (It's Raining Three's) so hopefully I was ridiculous enough to be memorable.  I might've customized my own umbrella with Hawks logos, Kyle Korver, and Baze Gaze....

Hope to hear something in the next day or two.  I'll keep everyone posted!

Congrats! Hope you get it. BTW, it's raining men is at the top of @kg01's playlist.

[Guest]

57 minutes ago, HopefulHawksFan said:

Well I'm a woman so I don't think the "volt green weenie-sling" applies.  

Well then please accept my apologies.  I meant no offense.  There's only 2 people here I intentionally offend and they know who they are.

And @Spud2Nique I have no idea who's playlist you're talking about.  I deleted the Weather Girls a long time ago.  Needed room to add some Vanessa Carlton.

[Guest]

40 minutes ago, kg01 said:

Well then please accept my apologies.  I meant no offense.  There's only 2 people here I intentionally offend and they know who they are.

And @Spud2Nique I have no idea who's playlist you're talking about.  I deleted the Weather Girls a long time ago.  Needed room to add some Vanessa Carlton.

There's more than 2. Lol. Unless you have forgotten about Dolf altogether. Lol