New Rules....

[Diesel]

I'm setting New Rules...

 

1.  Trae, DJM, JC, AJ and Clint should not be traded until we have gotten a whole season of watching them with a new coach. 

2.  Bogi, OO, Hunter, JJ are the only players that should be considered for a trade. 

3.  If we're not over .500 by the week before the allstar break, Nate has to go.  And all of his assistants also. 

 

Squawkers, we will see a lot of these Wacky rumors as the weeks go by... until the trade deadline.  Unfounded.  Untrue.  Based on Hope.  Useless propaganda. 

 

 

[Wretch]

That is my trade list too...with the exception of JC/Capela.  I have them in a situational spot between trade and don't trade where it depends on what we get back.  I don't want to trade either of them.

[Diesel]

6 minutes ago, Wretch said:

That is my trade list too...with the exception of JC/Capela.  I have them in a situational spot between trade and don't trade where it depends on what we get back.  I don't want to trade either of them.

I can see situational with them if the situation benefits us well. 

None of this Shamet/Crowder crap. 

Moreover, with a new coach, I think we can get some more creativity and really get the most use out of these guys. 

JC going 26/10 last night shows what's possible. 

And As for Bogi.. I would trade him.. if we can get back a shooter. 

we need a shooter.  My problem with Bogi is that he just doesn't try on defense. 

 

 

[shakes]

my new rules:

-every time Bogi sits there like a chair on defense everyone take a shot.

-every time Trae ends a run by launching a 40 footer when he could just as easily get a much closer shot if he just ran a little offense -take a shot

-every time Nate make a poor coaching decision take a shot

-Capela misses a bunny?  SHOT!

-Hunter dribbles it off his foot = take a shot

-JC 3pt airball?  SHOT!

-any starter gets 2 fouls within first 2 minutes of a game, take a shot

-a Holiday bro gets put in the game before AJ = take a shot.  If its both Holiday bros?  2 shots!

-OO gets treated like a mouse in the house by the 5 he is guarding?  Shot.

-DJM fails to complete in traffic bounce pass to big man, take a shot.

 

Alright, follow these rules and we'll all be able to make it through the rest of the season.

 

[JayBirdHawk]

19 minutes ago, shakes said:

Alright, follow these rules and we'll all be able to make it through the rest of the season....

 

 

 

.........Drunk

[Guest]

I don't do drugs, drink, or pray.  What the hell am I supposed to do?!

[macdaddy]

1 minute ago, LongTimeFan said:

I don't do drugs, drink, or pray.  What the hell am I supposed to do?!

[shakes]

34 minutes ago, LongTimeFan said:

I don't do drugs, drink, or pray.  What the hell am I supposed to do?!

as others have posted, you can replace shot of alcohol with a shot to the head with large object.   Drunk or concussed, they both get you to where you need to be to follow this team.

Edited December 28, 2022 by shakes

[Jdawgflow]

1 hour ago, shakes said:

my new rules:

-every time Bogi sits there like a chair on defense everyone take a shot.

-every time Trae ends a run by launching a 40 footer when he could just as easily get a much closer shot if he just ran a little offense -take a shot

-every time Nate make a poor coaching decision take a shot

-Capela misses a bunny?  SHOT!

-Hunter dribbles it off his foot = take a shot

-JC 3pt airball?  SHOT!

-any starter gets 2 fouls within first 2 minutes of a game, take a shot

-a Holiday bro gets put in the game before AJ = take a shot.  If its both Holiday bros?  2 shots!

-OO gets treated like a mouse in the house by the 5 he is guarding?  Shot.

-DJM fails to complete in traffic bounce pass to big man, take a shot.

 

Alright, follow these rules and we'll all be able to make it through the rest of the season.

 

I am afraid anyone who actually does this would be dead from alcohol poisoning by the end of the 3rd quarter.

[macdaddy]

7 minutes ago, Jdawgflow said:

I am afraid anyone who actually does this would be dead from alcohol poisoning by the end of the 3rd quarter.

Well that seems optimistic. 

[shakes]

7 minutes ago, Jdawgflow said:

I am afraid anyone who actually does this would be dead from alcohol poisoning by the end of the 3rd quarter.

saying 3rd quarter instead of saying 5 minutes into the 1st quarter puts you in homer territory.  

[deester11]

Ok..this thread is worthy of a shot all by itself.

[BudBall]

Anyone is tradeable, can we stop overrating our players. We suck

[Diesel]

13 minutes ago, BudBall said:

Anyone is tradeable, can we stop overrating our players. We suck

Yeah, that's the mantra of a team gong nowhere.  It's funny that you have Budball as your inspiration and you never realized that Bud found value in players that other teams thought less of.   And he made it work.

 

 

[StonedDogs]

Interim coach on the bench or outside coach? 

[Diesel]

1 hour ago, StonedDogs said:

Interim coach on the bench or outside coach? 

I say we fire the whole staff. 

Bring in D'Antoni and Jarron Collins and whoever else he needs. 

If Landry were the GM with Power, he should have been on the phone with D'Antoni already. 

 

[StonedDogs]

47 minutes ago, Diesel said:

I say we fire the whole staff. 

Bring in D'Antoni and Jarron Collins and whoever else he needs. 

If Landry were the GM with Power, he should have been on the phone with D'Antoni already. 

 

I agree about new staff. Never been sold on D'Antoni though

[Diesel]

26 minutes ago, StonedDogs said:

I agree about new staff. Never been sold on D'Antoni though

I think D'Antoni is the coach that should have won a chip... 

His Houston Team with Harden and CP3.  Had won 65 games, were up 3-2 on the Warriors in the conference finals and lost because once again CP3 got hurt.

And they never had enough firepower to beat Duncan when he was in Phoenix. 

He knows how to coach talented players.