So.... anybody know a good joke?

[Ruckus]

The team is not playing well right now... injuries are killing us... the Josh trade discussions have died down (except on HS) so chances are we will be resigning him which really takes the air out of my sails.I really need a good joke about now. Anybody got one? Or two? Or three?

[AHawks89]

You might find this as a joke:

The Atlanta Hawks have had all sorts of problems over the course of the 2012-13 season. Their backcourt play has been shoddy at times, and Devin Harris and others have spent plenty of time injured, and they have lost their share of close games. Yet through it all, the team enters play on Wednesday night five-games above .500 and comfortably in the No. 6 spot in the Eastern Conference playoff race. Why has thisteam continued to win games this year? Josh Smith.

Averaging over 35 minutes per night, Smith is the constant in this lineup. He commands respect on both sides of the court, and when he is at his best, there are few in the league that can slow him down. The man from Oak Hill Academy isn’t having his best season, but he is averaging 16.7 points and 8.5 boards per game, ranking first and second on the team in those categories respectively.

When he’s not getting his points, Smith is getting the job done on the defensive end of the court, where he has put up 2.2 blocks and 1.2 steals per game as well.

Smith has really stepped it up over the course of his last six games. In that stretch, he has three games with 20+ points, five games with 10+ rebounds, and five double-doubles. He has blocked 11 shots in those five games, right on his average for the year, and he has five steals as well.

What is underrated about Smith’s game though, is his ability to distribute the basketball. He didn’t have a single assist against the Indiana Pacers on Tuesday night, but he had seven straight games with at least three assists prior to that.

There are very few men at 6’9″ that have the skill set that he does to be able to play every facet of the game at a high level.

I know how a lot of you like criticizing Josh, so this should keep you all busy.

Edited February 6, 2013 by AHawks89

[Ruckus]

I was actually hoping you would stay out of this thread. This nonsense is not what I needed.

[Ruckus]

But I wish more writers would write content like this. Maybe we would be getting better offers.

[niremetal]

"Josh Smith is the closest thing to Lebron in the league."

- Michael Gearon

[Ruckus]

"Josh Smith is the closest thing to Lebron in the league."- Michael Gearon

Now that is a funny joke :)

[macdaddy]

Why can't a T Rex clap?

Highlight the next line for the answer:

because they're dead.

[AHawks89]

Why did Smoove take a jump shot?

[PSSSHHHRRR87]

What did the necktie say to the hat?

A: You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.

What clothes does a house wear?

A: Address

What can you hold without ever touching it?

A: A conversation.

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

A: Look grandpa, no hands!

What is Mario's favorite pair of pants?

A: Denim Denim Denim

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

A: In case they get a hole in one.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A: "Where's the pop corn?"

lmao... I love corny jokes...

[GameTime]

You know what would be really funny?

Trading Josh for peanuts and signing Iguodala max money.

Edited February 6, 2013 by GameTime

[AHawks89]

You know what would be really funny?

Trading Josh for peanuts and signing Iguodala max money.

LOL! That's a baseball type of move. I've seen some crazy trades in baseball. I'll give you so & so for 60 dollars & 10 new baseball bats. I think one dude was part of that trade and eventually OD months later, assuming that was one of the reasons.

[drzachary]

You might find this as a joke:

I know how a lot of you like criticizing Josh, so this should keep you all busy.

Nah, won't keep us busy, since that article really can be paraphrased as one sentence:

"I have no idea how to comprehend efficiency, and instead just use counting stats to evaluate players, so please disregard this entire article."

[Ruckus]

You know what would be really funny? Trading Josh for peanuts and signing Iguodala max money.

That won't happen. But nonetheless, I'd take some honey roasted peanuts for Josh about now.

[bird_dirt]

Three potatoes sitting at a bar. How can you tell which one is a hooker?

A: The one stamped "I-da-ho"

[Wretch]

Well....I'd tell you a construction joke...

...but I'm still working on it.

*ba dum-dum, tssssk*

[PSSSHHHRRR87]

A blind guy sitting at a bar and yells "Does anyone want to hear Blonde joke?". The guy to his left nudges him and says, "I just want to warn you that the bartender and bouncer are Blonde. Also, the guy sitting to your right is a rugby player, the guy sitting to his right is a pro wrestler, I am a black belt in Karate, and we are all Blondes. Are you sure you still want to tell that joke?" The blind guy then pauses for a second and then says, "Not if I am going to have to explain it five times."Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[macdaddy]

Ok. This is an old one but maybe there's someone who hasn't heard it.

Grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey we have a drink named after you'

The grasshopper says 'You have a drink named Steve?'

[Randy]

A guy and his buddy are walking the dog and decide to go to Taco Bell. His buddy says - hey you can't take the dog into Taco Bell. He says "No problem. I put on my sunglasses and say he's a seeing eye dog."

So they go into Taco Bell and the manager says - Hey buddy no dogs allowed.

So he says "But he's a seeing eye dog. I'm blind."

So the manager says "You can't have a dachshund for a seeing eye dog."

The guys says "What they gave me a damn dachshund for my seeing eye dog."

[Watchman]

Did you hear the bad news? The library at the University of Alabama burned. It's a real tragedy. All the books were destroyed. Some of them hadn't even been colored in yet.

[TheNorthCydeRises]

It's a joke that these Hawks are more intimidating than our own Hawks

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV28ZEJOZfQ