Horford's thoughts on his return to ATL

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1 hour ago, Thomas said:

So is a stomach bug. One way to watch from your bedroom.

Big T is onto something, @Sothron

Cut the biggest fart you can, right in the middle of everybody.  Tell everyone you're sick and you might've just sharted.  Retire to your bedroom, watch the game, profit.

Sure you'll get some odd looks.  Sure you'll lose a "friend" or 3 but, let's be honest, any of them that doesn't understand what's happening probably wasn't ever a friend anyway.

The Hawks fans in the room will give you a stealth head-nod.  Maybe a quiet fist pump even.  You'll be their hero and they'll tell your tale for the rest of their meager lives.

#RememberTheSmellticsGame

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2 minutes ago, kg01 said:

Big T is onto something, @Sothron

Cut the biggest fart you can, right in the middle of everybody.  Tell everyone you're sick and you might've just sharted.  Retire to your bedroom, watch the game, profit.

Sure you'll get some odd looks.  Sure you'll lose a "friend" or 3 but, let's be honest, any of them that doesn't understand what's happening probably wasn't ever a friend anyway.

The Hawks fans in the room will give you a stealth head-nod.  Maybe a quiet fist pump even.  You'll be their hero and they'll tell your tale for the rest of their meager lives.

#RememberTheSmellticsGame

Ummmmmmm :-/

 

At this point I'd just rather record the game that shit myself...

[AHF]

Yeah...I'm on the DVR (VCR nice call) the game, stay away from sports score checking during the night (take people's phones if you have to), and then queue that sucker up at the first available opportunity train.

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1 hour ago, kg01 said:

Big T is onto something, @Sothron

Cut the biggest fart you can, right in the middle of everybody.  Tell everyone you're sick and you might've just sharted.  Retire to your bedroom, watch the game, profit.

Sure you'll get some odd looks.  Sure you'll lose a "friend" or 3 but, let's be honest, any of them that doesn't understand what's happening probably wasn't ever a friend anyway.

The Hawks fans in the room will give you a stealth head-nod.  Maybe a quiet fist pump even.  You'll be their hero and they'll tell your tale for the rest of their meager lives.

#RememberTheSmellticsGame

C'mon man, the remote will be well hidden, or the cable just a little loose. He will not see this game live....mwhahaha.

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2 hours ago, Spud2Nique said:

Ummmmmmm :-/

 

At this point I'd just rather record the game that shit myself...

I'd gladly trade a pair o' shorts to watch this game.

[Sothron]

42 minutes ago, JayBirdHawk said:

C'mon man, the remote will be well hidden, or the cable just a little loose. He will not see this game live....mwhahaha.

We had a nice talk about it and somehow Mrs. Sothron found this thread rather amusing and thinks @JayBirdHawk is the only "sensible" poster about this issue. I would say I am shocked but then I would be lying.

I won't be able to watch the game, different schedules of friends made this the only viable night so she had to plan ahead.

Diabolical.

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1 hour ago, Sothron said:

We had a nice talk about it and somehow Mrs. Sothron found this thread rather amusing and thinks @JayBirdHawk is the only "sensible" poster about this issue. I would say I am shocked but then I would be lying.

I won't be able to watch the game, different schedules of friends made this the only viable night so she had to plan ahead.

Diabolical.

Wait a sec...she didn't think my..."please don't shit your pants and just record the game" sensible?

 

Its prolly the most sensible thing I've said all week..

 

:-)

Edited January 13, 2017 by Spud2Nique

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7 minutes ago, Spud2Nique said:

Wait a sec...she didn't think my..."please don't shit your pants and just record the game" sensible?

 

Its prolly the most sensible thing I've said all week..

 

:-)

You're just not credible, Spud2.  You come across as a guy who'll shat his pants at a party then try to convince everyone else they must've stepped in pooh outside.

ETA: Look on the bright side.  Technically, it means you're 'incredible '.

Edited January 13, 2017 by kg01

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6 minutes ago, kg01 said:

You're just not credible, Spud2.  You come across as a guy who'll shat his pants at a party then try to convince everyone else they must've stepped in pooh outside.

ETA: Look on the bright side.  Technically, it means you're 'incredible '.

You came up with that story waaaayyyy too quick. Was it a memory or..? Lol...it's ok we are all friends. ;-)

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Chris Vivlamore: Hawks planning a video tribute to Al Horford Friday.

 – via Twitter CVivlamoreAJC

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2 minutes ago, JayBirdHawk said:

Chris Vivlamore: Hawks planning a video tribute to Al Horford Friday.

 – via Twitter CVivlamoreAJC

Oh hell no....BOO THE CRAP OUTTA THE VIDEO...unless it's a clowning video which I doubt. DAMNIT Hawks stop being classy lol

[Spursfanpeacemaker]

5 minutes ago, JayBirdHawk said:

Chris Vivlamore: Hawks planning a video tribute to Al Horford Friday.

 – via Twitter CVivlamoreAJC

Hopefully not the other way around 

[High5]

I envision a video that starts with some slowed down non-game footage from his time in Atlanta. Like him running through the starting lineup intro towards the huddle, a few shots of him interacting with his former teammates, maybe get some interview clips of those teammates talking about how great he is, and whatever else to make it feel sincere. But then when the fast-paced highlights usually start for these videos we just have the one clip of him missing that game-winning layup earlier this season and the video ends. 

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1 hour ago, High5 said:

I envision a video that starts with some slowed down non-game footage from his time in Atlanta. Like him running through the starting lineup intro towards the huddle, a few shots of him interacting with his former teammates, maybe get some interview clips of those teammates talking about how great he is, and whatever else to make it feel sincere. But then when the fast-paced highlights usually start for these videos we just have the one clip of him missing that game-winning layup earlier this season and the video ends. 

Lmao I'd love that!

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9 hours ago, Spud2Nique said:

You came up with that story waaaayyyy too quick. Was it a memory or..? Lol...it's ok we are all friends. ;-)

Lies.  We are not all friends here.  Amirite, @JayBirdHawk

6 hours ago, High5 said:

I envision a video that starts with some slowed down non-game footage from his time in Atlanta. Like him running through the starting lineup intro towards the huddle, a few shots of him interacting with his former teammates, maybe get some interview clips of those teammates talking about how great he is, and whatever else to make it feel sincere. But then when the fast-paced highlights usually start for these videos we just have the one clip of him missing that game-winning layup earlier this season and the video ends. 

They Sir Foster plays a loud, whomp, whomp, whoooooomp

[StephenHawking]

@Sothron get yourself a sensory deprivation 5000 

[AUhawksfan]

15 hours ago, Spud2Nique said:

Ummmmmmm :-/

 

At this point I'd just rather record the game that shit myself...

And you call yourself a fan?!?!  What's a little mud butt in order to watch a game of this magnitude?

[macdaddy]

7 minutes ago, AUhawksfan said:

And you call yourself a fan?!?!  What's a little mud butt in order to watch a game of this magnitude?

Me: "Let me check in on this thread"

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13 minutes ago, AUhawksfan said:

And you call yourself a fan?!?!  What's a little mud butt in order to watch a game of this magnitude?

 "Real fans wear depends to games so they don't miss a jab-step.  On that note, lemme do some calf stretches."

[macdaddy]

1 minute ago, kg01 said:

 "Real fans wear depends to games so they don't miss a jab-step.  On that note, lemme do some calf stretches."

LMAO!