Announcements you hope you never hear...

[Bahamut]

I guess the second announcement would be Sund walking up to the podium

"Thank you, Danny. We'll be focusing our scouting efforts on international prospects this summer. We've got this kid coming in on the storage compartment of a cargo ship sailing from Bratislava, we really like his upside."

As far as a Hawk related feared announcement.

Danny Ferry: "Rick Sund will be in charge of draft preparations as I focus more on getting Josh Smith a max contract"

[Wretch]

"And rounding out the list of East reserves is Jordan Crawford. Averaging a damned triple double at 37ppg, 12apg, and 10rpg the breakout guard has been the clear front runner for this year's Most Improved Player award."

[DrReality]

Danny manning has decided to make a comeback with the hawks.......

[Guest]

Following

Chris Vivlamore‏@ajchawks

I'm told Josh

https://twitter.com/ajchawks/status/304453592360837120

[taz]

Ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States Dominique Wilkins

[DrReality]

The hawks have decided to rehire Billy Knight

[macdaddy]

Introducing the new coach of the Atlanta Hawks....Mike Brown.

[Wretch]

The hawks have decided to rehire Billy Knight

...chicken dinner.

[Bahamut]

Ladies and gentlemen the president of the United States Dominique Wilkins

George Stephanopoulos: "Mr. President, what are your thoughts about the recent North Korean nuclear tests?"

President Nique: "That there's a heat check, George."

[Guest]

George Stephanopoulos: "Mr. President, what are your thoughts about the recent North Korean nuclear tests?"

President Nique: "That there's a heat check, George."

President Nique: That is too many 'nimbers' of tests.

[Bahamut]

President Nique: That is too many 'nimbers' of tests.

I just fell out of my chair on that one. Well played.

[Wretch]

Reporter: "Mr. President Nique, North Korea just launched a nuclear missile at us. What is our response?"

Nique: "Well, North Korea have basically shot their wad. That missile is off and this war is pretty much over now."

[Guest]

"oh no question"-nique

[TheNorthCydeRises]

BREAKING NEWS ( draft night ): Al Horford has been traded to the Brooklyn Nets for Kris Humphries

Ferry: "Guys, it's all about cap flexibility. We have to stay flexible so that when Lebron or Kobe decides they want to come to Atlanta, we'll have the money to sign them. I want to be at least 25 million under the cap every season, so this is a way to achieve this goal. As for Kris, he's a good rebounder and he's a cool guy."

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[Bahamut]

Reporter: "Mr. President Nique, North Korea just launched a nuclear missile at us. What is our response?"

Nique: "Well, North Korea have basically shot their wad. That missile is off and this war is pretty much over now."

At this rate, this is going to be an epic thread.

[Dejay]

'Steve Belkin returns to the ASG'...

[Guest]

We would like to announce that we have finally brought back Jon Koncak to be our big man coach.

[Dejay]

We would like to announce that we have finally brought back Jon Koncak to be our big man coach.

And Ennis Whatley to help our point guards out...

[Bahamut]

'Steve Belkin returns to the ASG'...

The one guy who didn't want to trade for Joe Johnson, and who hated Billy Knight? I'll take him over the rest of those clowns!

[Bahamut]

With the Hawks down 1 with 12 seconds left in the game:"In for your Hawks: JOSH SMITH!!"