How elitist is Danny Ferry?

[taz]

I heard he only lets his dogs drink sparkling water

[WakaFlocka]

Great thread, would read again!

[Jody23]

Lol. Good one Taz.

[taz]

I heard he makes all the hawks players take cotillion and he let zaza go because he can't speak the queens English

[MaceCase]

He scoffs at subtitles in his foreign movies. They ruin the cinematography.

[phoostal]

Ferry doesn't drink beer, but when he does its Dos Equis. Love his commercials, now I know Ferry is the most interesting man in the world.

[Plainview1981]

He scoffs at subtitles in his foreign movies. They ruin the cinematography.

Hey... Hey... Don't go there.

I love great cinematography, but I'm not obsessed with foreign movies even though I do watch some.

Danny Ferry.... He probably only watches silent movies.

He is all business and that bullshit talking stuff just gets in the way.

Edited July 13, 2013 by Hotlanta1981

[benhillboy]

Turns his nose up at AAU and kids with a sub 1200 SAT.

[AHawks89]

He uses an 8 ball to determine his moves.

[Watchman]

He uses two bottles of mouthwash because he talks out both sides of his mouth so much.

[bird_dirt]

Well he IS a Dukie.

[Diesel]

IF he can't have it his way, he takes his ball and bat and goes home...

It was assumed Ferry would remain with Cleveland, leading the organization's attempt to retain James. Ferry had been deeply involved in the preliminary search for a new coach and preparing for July's opening of free agency. He and Gilbert had a strong relationship, but it seemed to fray following the Cavs' season and may have pulled completely apart in their differences over Brown.

Obviously, if Gilbert didn't want somebody from the San Antonio Way, it's Ferry out!!

Great topic taz!!

[DocWilkins]

Well he IS a Dookie.

There I fixed it for you as Danny Ferry would have been pissed you spelled it wrong!

[ag82]

I think this was meant to be funny. Can we have some confirmation on that?

[taz]

It was intended as a parody yes

[PSSSHHHRRR87]

He drives his Bentley pass orphanages and speeds away with a smirk on his face.

[Guest]

He uses an 8 ball to determine his moves.

See, he did learn something from Larry "Oujia" Drew.

[Hairydawgz]

He was bummed when the economy tanked in '08. He had to SHARE a helicopter with another family for a week in November..He wipes with Benjamin's on Tuesdays, Jackson's on Wednesdays(except on the second round he always goes Euro)

[PSSSHHHRRR87]

He had a lake filled with water imported for the South of France made in his backyard so that he could sail his 80-foot yacht without commoners around. The commoners he speaks of can only afford 50-foot yachts.

[Ruckus]

He is both the rock and the hard place. Therefore never stuck.

He is the life of parties he has never attended.

Bigfoot tries to capture photos of him.

He once challenged his own reflection to a staring contest. On the fourth day, he won.

He once taught a German Shepard how to bark in Russian.

Both sides of his pillow are cool.

Edited July 14, 2013 by Ruckus