Restricted Pee Agent No More!

[lethalweapon3]

I know if I potentially risked my future earnings on a couple glasses of Riunite on Ice, I'd have a tough time controlling my bladder, too.

 

http://deadspin.com/cops-greg-monroe-peed-himself-during-dui-arrest-1633420606

 

"I'm just trying not to be in the newspaper," said the professional basketball player who, according to police, urinated on himself while being booked for impaired driving. It almost worked.

 

"I play for the Pistons," Monroe told an arresting officer.

 

"Unless you told people that are going to tell people," that officer is heard replying, "we don't tell people."

 

 

No, officer, that is not proper protocol. When someone tells you, "I play for the Pistons," the proper response is: "My condolences."

 

BAC goes UP over time? How does that work?

 

Monroe told police he had had two glasses of wine. A breath test at the scene put his BAC at .089, above Michigan's limit of .08. Two more tests back at the police station registers .09 and .1

 

According to the police report, Monroe "urinated on himself during the booking process."

 

In a statement released by the Pistons, Monroe said,

 

"I take full responsibility for my actions and made a regrettable mistake. I apologize to my family, the Pistons organization, my teammates and fans. I will learn from this and continue by work to be a positive influence in the community."

 

 

 

Be a positive influence by not being under the influence, GM!

 

~lw3

[HalfHawk]

Looks like Monroe was more upset as a Piston than pissed on.

Well this sure does explain why he was tired being Piston.

Like they say, better to be pissed off than Piston.

Please someone help me I can't stop with these corny jokes.

 

What an invasion of privacy, I can't believe this story got leaked. 

 

It is relieving knowing Monroe didn't hurt anyone though. 

[lethalweapon3]

"No worries, Greg. When it comes to free agents on our 2015 board, you're still Number One."

 

~df

[Dnice]

Comedy!

[AHF]

BAC going up sounds like he was tinkling in the car or right before getting in the car so it hadn't hit his system yet.

[DrReality]

"Like they say, better to be pissed off than Piston."  

That alone is worth the price of admission.