What has a better chance of happening than the Hawks getting the number 1 pick?

[Wurider05]

Let's have some fun fellas!!! I want to believe that things have been so crazy in this organization the past few weeks that we are going to get the first pick. But common sense kicks in and I then realize that we are the Hawks. So I will start it.............................

A woman has a better chance of waking up fully dressed after a date with Bill Cosby than the Hawks have of getting the number #1 pick in the draft.

[lethalweapon3]

Avoid resorting to political/religious jokes in this thread, pls.

~lw3

[bleachkit]

Odds are about 1 in 7. So don't get your hopes up. 

[Dragitoff]

2 hours ago, lethalweapon3 said:

Avoid resorting to political/religious jokes in this thread, pls.

~lw3

No problem.  Wasn't trying to be controversial.  My apologies.  

[Dejay]

Okay, I'll play. There's a better chance of...

(Insert NHL team here) relocating to Atlanta

Me subscribing to cable or the dish again (thank GOD for Android boxes)

Lebron bringing his talents to Philips this summer

A Browns versus Bears Super Bowl this coming February

Edited May 10, 2018 by Dejay

[Blunt91]

1. The Atlanta Falcons winning the Superbowl.     2. Dominique becoming the new Head Coach of the Hawjs 

 3. Klay Thompson signing with the Hawks in 2019.   

  4. Tony Ressler selling the Hawks in the next 3 years.

Edited May 10, 2018 by Blunt91

[Vol4ever]

I win the lottery!

[Diesel]

KB promotes tanking to win. 

[thecampster]

I have of finding a Mewtwo in Pokemon Go!

Edited May 11, 2018 by thecampster