HawkItus Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 http://instagram.com/p/gXP5zHQT2t/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Just copying my thoughts from the game thread: Fondlegate! Shredder will probably take a seat for a couple games, maybe get set back a Deutsche Mark or two, for going Baron Von Raschke on Boogie's nuggets (here's a closer Vine of it: https://vine.co/v/hIaHYvzKKqA). Although looking at it with Hawk-tinted glasses, my hunch is his arm got caught between DMC's legs off the screen and Cousins decided to take advantage by trapping the arm, grabbing The Menace's hand and going all Black Acting School! on him ("Unhand me, you knave! Dear referee, didst thou not seeeth! Chris Paul he is notteth!") It didn't sell, so he just ran back into the play, as you can tell by rd79's link (http://sport-buzz.fr/nba-dennis-Schröder-tripote-les-parties-intimes-de-demarcus-cousins/). The league probably won't see it that way, so warm up, Shelvin Mack! Y'all remember this? I know Cousins thought Horf was selling that (the flagrant foul got reduced to the garden-variety one after review). Did Crotchgate happen before or after Al's alleged flop? IF it's after, I'm thinking Cousins decided to exact a little revenge at the rookie's expense, once Dennis got caught with his hand in the Boogie Jar. If it's before... poor DeMarcus! lol ~lw3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 We'd need a lot more than SportVu to tell if that's a loose ball foul! ... (I'll show myself out.) ~lw3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators macdaddy Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Wonder if Al will get a flopping. He was definitely pushed but may have flailed a little. Dennis. I don' tknow about that. That's pretty ballsy of a rookie, pun intended. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawkItus Posted November 6, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 (edited) Didn't know this was discussed in the game thread. I see your point LW3. I think Al might get warned for flopping here. Especially since the refs had to review the call because of his acting. As for the "grab n' go" I think that was a tough call on whether there was legitimate harm done or not. Atlanta Hawks rookie Dennis Schröder could be getting a call from the NBA offices after delivering a low blow to Sacramento'sDeMarcus Cousins while fighting around a screen. Cousins talked about the incident with reporters after the game:Per Cowbell Kingdom:"I took a cheap shot to my lower area," Cousins told reporters from his locker after the game. "They (the refs) just blew it off. I guess because it was me. But as soon as something happens on the other end, because it's me, they run to the camera."Cousins' "everyone is out to get me attitude" aside appears to have a legitimate gripe. Schröder at the least is probably looking at a fine and maybe even a one game suspension.Kings minority owner Shaquille O'Neal posted a video of the incident on his Instagram page: Schröder played 19 minutes in the game and finished with six points and seven assists.View the full article Edited November 6, 2013 by sultanofatl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LamarHampton Posted November 6, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 I've watched that six times and aside from the fact that I can't stop laughing about it, I can't tell whether or not it was actually Schröder giving Cousins a little "honk honk" or if Cousins was just acting. It definitely looks like Cousins was holding his hand there, but Schröder's hand seems suspiciously deep into that crotch. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 So, does this make DeMarcus a SORE loser? ((rimshot)) Dennis' suspension will probably last until we all finally run out of puns. ~lw3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Popular Post lethalweapon3 Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 "Not one Schrötum joke yet? Aw, c'mon, Twitter, you're no fun!" ~lw3 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Admin Posted November 6, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 This is gold Jerry, gold! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ATLSmith Posted November 6, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 I have nutting to say about this. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willthepureshooter Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 "Protect yourself at all times gentlemen" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFuzz Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Might get fined for, erm, "flopping." Sorry, Dennis jokes can be nuts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 DATELINE: NOVEMBER 6, 1:00 AM PST, SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA Shrouded in a large dark-blue hoodie, a frail but questionably young man looks both ways before sauntering into a dark, smoky alleyway in the rough-and-tumble Oak Park section of town. He whistles, when suddenly a figure appears from the shadows, clad in a black suit jacket with a purple tie. The youngster in the hoodie was expecting him. "You got my stuff?" The similarly balding man hands the young man a bag, with three stacks of unmarked $100 bills in a food container. The youngster finds the bills between two plates of the city's best Wiener Schnitzel. "danke schön, Mr. Malone!" The gentleman in the suit whispers in reply: "Shhh! Didn't I tell you to just call me Mike?. Now, hurry back to your hotel before your coaches get back! Last Call is at 2 around here!..." Both men shake hands, before walking off into the cool Sacramento night. "...and no, thank YOU for going through the trouble. I just needed SOMEBODY to check for me and make sure they were really there..." ~lw3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted November 6, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 When asked about the challenge of getting around the imposing DeMarcus Cousins on screens, Dennis Schröder replied. "Yeah, he's a handful. Coach Bud told me to go under!", before turning to wink at the cameras. ~lw3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Premium Member sturt Posted November 6, 2013 Premium Member Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 How many rooks send a message like this? ...hehe... http://instagram.com/p/gXP5zHQT2t/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwell Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 http://hawksquawk.net/community/topic/386331-dennis-is-a-true-ball-hawk/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzard Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 Its a low blow; the league will suspend him. Schröder deserves it. This is something the Pacers with O'Neil and MWP would have done a decade or so ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 In Euro ball it's considered fair game to help yourself to a handful.Ps Way too many clever posts in this thread ...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DS17Fanboy Posted November 6, 2013 Report Share Posted November 6, 2013 I think "Big Cous" should be suspended and fined. He clearly grabbed the poor young boys hand and made him strocke, while the young boy who's new to the league clearly couldnt have any idea why this guy is called "Big Cous". In Holland btw we call male genitalis "brother in-law". IMO all speaks for Dennis. But I may be biased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted November 7, 2013 Moderators Report Share Posted November 7, 2013 Welp, that's just the way the ball bounces... Tweet Added - Refresh Page to see it live!If you don't see the Tweet here AFTER REFRESHING PAGE, then it wasn't entered correctly. Please edit and try again.Important: If the Tweet doesn't load, please refresh the page before editing the Tweet as it may need to refresh to parse properly ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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