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By lethalweapon3
I.U.P.G. and whatnot. But if evidence underlying the accusations gets into the league's hands... is it a Rap for the rising sophomore?
~lw3
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By lethalweapon3
“S GON’ GIVE IT TO YA! HE GON’ GIVE IT TO YA!”
Jeff Teague returns to Minnesota as his Atlanta Hawks face the Minnesota Timberwolves (8 PM Eastern, Fox Sports Southeast and 92.9 FM in ATL, Fox Sports North in MSP) in what will be a pivotal oh who am I kidding it’s time for
TRADER TRAV’S DEADLINE KARAOKE!
HIT THE MUSIC!
Why teams bait? Once it’s time, they make me wait?
Whoo!
I rep The ATL best, turns out, we’re 100 percent cap-rich.
Even when we’re playing crazy.
Yeah, my Hawks got problems, that’s the human in them.
Swing deals, then we solve them, what ya gonna do then?
Y’all could escape cap hell, at least a little.
Just gimme more than a bag o’ Skittles.
We might even trade down, but your draft return’s whack.
So now you’ve found out I’m not cuttin’ no slack.
Why teams bait? Once it’s time, they make me wait?
Junk offers, salaries won’t aggregate.
LL Cool P sat me on the bar stool.
Said, “you’d better get me useful vets, fool.
Pull a heist on those loopy Chi-ca-go Bulls,
More steals from the Minnesota Blunderwolves.
Truth Hurts: we need players I don’t need to pull like
DEANDRE’ ANDRE’ BEM BEM BRYYYYY.”
You thought you’d make me part
with J-Bap? That ain’t smart.
You got a truckload full of picks?
No? Then don’t even start.
Hey, I’m glad you’re still a 6-seed,
Relying on Joel Embiid,
But Ben will never, ever, ever, ever, ever learn to shoot threes.
Trae puts the ‘si-i-ing’ in passing,
Ain’t worried ‘bout no place in the standings.
So you can tell Ben, “Play Fortnite!” when you see him.
It’s okay. He already in KAT’s DMs.
Why teams bait? Once it’s time, they make me wait?
Capela, since y’all need a tax break.
Steve Koonin pulled me in the corner there.
Said, “go find folks that can guard a chair.
Mo Bamba? Or how ‘bout Robert Covington?
The latter is LL Cool P’s favorite son.
Truth Hurts: dump them busters that’s expiring and
DEANDRE’ ANDRE’ BEM BEM BRYYYYY.”
I’d trade Alex Len in a minute,
If his health status was definite.
But Evan Turner’s spry.
Plus, he can shoot – I lied.
Now that he got ghost, we’re like,
Bye-Bye, Bye!
I’d ditch Jabari in a second.
‘Cause Collins in the middle isn’t fecund.
We start Damian Jones.
That’s why I work these phones.
I don’t make no bones, we need
Fi-yi-yives!
Why teams bait? Once it’s time, they make me wait?
Poison pill contracts? Don’t appreciate.
T-Ressler got me sittin’ in the hot seat.
Said, “better get players that can compete!
Work a four-way with the L.A. Lakers,
Hang up if you’re offered Dion Waiters.
Truth Hurts: we want talent more exciting than
DEANDRE’ ANDRE’ BEM BEM BRYYYYY.”
Let’s Go Hawks!
~lw3
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