Now, THAT's a Recap.

[lethalweapon3]

THIS.

http://knickerblogger.net/celtics-114-knicks-73-knickerblogger-goes-to-church/

~lw3

[HawkItus]

Metta World Peace, SF

20 MIN | 5-10 FG | 0-0 FT | 3 REB | 2 AST | 3 STL | 0 BLK | 2 TO | 12 PTS | +1

It came to pass that the best crop had been sewn by Mettayahu, a strange mystic who had aged a full 700 years. His children, of which there were 80, and grandchildren, of which there were 600, and great grandchildren, of which there were 3,000, had left him, and Mettayahu had tended the acreage by his own hand, and the crops came in full and flowering, and it fed the village during the worst famine. And he would grind the wheat, which measured 12 kabs in quantity, and to the wheat he would add water, and with the wheat and the water he would make a wet bread, and from this wet bread he would make shells, and he would place these shells in boiling water, and he would cook the shells in boiling water for five to seven minutes, or until just tender, being sure not to overcook, and he would strain the shells, and he would add tomatoes and olive oil, and with this he would feed the village, and this brought the village much joy, as eating shells from the sea would cause their eyes to melt and their limbs to fall onto the ground and shatter, and they would be damned for eternity. And the shells pleased all bout Kenneth, who preferred elbows.

Confucious, 10:40

Man.....just......I had to laugh....poor Knick fans.

[macdaddy]

That's hilarious. Genius:

Mike Woodson

And Jehosephet told the tale of a small village near Bethlehem. And this place housed a village fool, and the fool was not a man of God, for he did not possess such advanced faculties. And the fool would wake every morning, and paint his chin with strange ink, and rap his own head with a club. And after so much rapping the fool would be laid assunder, and when he awoke again was angry to not have seen the Lord. And so he would rap his own head again, and so again, and so again, and so again, and so again, until the villagers removed the club from his hand, and cast the fool into the desert. And the fool wandered in the desert until he was hired by the Milwaukee Bucks.

Blasphemy 1:1