Official Drinking Seventy-Sixers Tears thread

[HawkingAwesome]

[Atlantaholic]

1 hour ago, EazyRoc said:

Dawg just fast forward to 3:04:00

"I'm sorry Joel, I'm sorry Joel"

Bro has that Cameroonian ding dong so far up his philly buns he can't see Joel is the one choking it up the biggest. 

[RandomFan]

From about the 2hr 35 minute mark, this vid is glorious. Especially after the loss is official. Hooboy. 

 

Edited June 17, 2021 by RandomFan

[lethalweapon3]

3 hours ago, HawkingAwesome said:

Always wondered what happened to that dude.

"Well I've wasted all my years!" "Wasted all those tears..."

~illk33ph0lding0n

[kg01]

I need a clip of Doc McStuffins with the "I yield" look after Thybulle gets the 3-shot foul when Trae gave us the lead for good.

Dude looked like he ate a cat.  Hahahaha

[Dejay]

9 hours ago, sturt said:

Oh my.

 

(Real fun starts about 6:55.)

Lol, I used this to help calm me down enough to sleep. Better than a glass of warm milk...

[AHF]

6 hours ago, Atlantaholic said:

"I'm sorry Joel, I'm sorry Joel"

Bro has that Cameroonian ding dong so far up his philly buns he can't see Joel is the one choking it up the biggest. 

Underrated is where is Tobias Harris in all this?  He is making just under $34M this season and is there solely for his ability to score.  When Embiid is clearly struggling this series late in games where is his $34M self?  Ben Simmons put up 2 points in the 4th.  Harris put up the donut and couldn't even do that.  

What are you here for if not to score Tobias?

[lethalweapon3]

Currently ripping Ben Simmons on WIP radio... Mitch Williams!

~lw3

[capstone21]

I read this today:
This is real life, where 25-point deficits with 15 minutes of game time left are supposed to be impossible and too unrealistic even for a Disney movie. In fact, the 76ers were 165-0 in the past 25 years when they led by at least 25 points, which was pointed out by NBC Sports Philadelphia’s Casey Feeney. Well, they’re now 165-1.

[HawkingAwesome]

5 hours ago, RandomFan said:

From about the 2hr 35 minute mark, this vid is glorious. Especially after the loss is official. Hooboy. 

 

they're so shattered

[HawkingAwesome]

5 hours ago, RandomFan said:

From about the 2hr 35 minute mark, this vid is glorious. Especially after the loss is official. Hooboy. 

 

they want to sell simmons but also realize no one wants to buy simmons lol 

[Atlantaholic]

5 hours ago, RandomFan said:

From about the 2hr 35 minute mark, this vid is glorious. Especially after the loss is official. Hooboy. 

 

Man Ben Simmons getting exposed is rich. Told everyone this guy was a fraud all year long. 

[HawkingAwesome]

6 minutes ago, HawkingAwesome said:

they want to sell simmons but also realize no one wants to buy simmons lol 

oh the one guy thinks you can get steph for simmons lol omg

this is glorious 

[JayBirdHawk]

3 hours ago, AHF said:

Underrated is where is Tobias Harris in all this?  He is making just under $34M this season and is there solely for his ability to score.  When Embiid is clearly struggling this series late in games where is his $34M self?  Ben Simmons put up 2 points in the 4th.  Harris put up the donut and couldn't even do that.  

What are you here for if not to score Tobias?

Who guarded Harris for most of the game? (all I can remember from the game is the 4th quarter)

[Spud2nique]

2 hours ago, lethalweapon3 said:

Currently ripping Ben Simmons on WIP radio... Mitch Williams!

~lw3

Wild thang? But didn’t he..to Joe.. nevermind.

ps I like your avatar shirt @lethalweapon3 I actually wore the exact one yesterday. Home white t shirt jersey of Kyle. 

[Spud2nique]

15 minutes ago, Spud2nique said:

Wild thang? But didn’t he..to Joe.. nevermind.

ps I like your avatar shirt @lethalweapon3 I actually wore the exact one yesterday. Home white t shirt jersey of Kyle. 

Wearing my Reef green jersey tomorrow from 2001 

[sturt]

6 hours ago, RandomFan said:

From about the 2hr 35 minute mark, this vid is glorious. Especially after the loss is official. Hooboy. 

 

This is, indeed, glorious. Still listening, but the deep voice guy's two minute rant beginning ~2:35:30 floods my very soul with dopamine.

[Final_quest]

12 hours ago, RandomFan said:

This guy's tears are delicious. He was talking so much trash at the end of the last game about how Hawks needed to appreciate our season because it wasn't going any farther, that we wouldn't win another game. And then acting like he was the objective fan and Hawks fans were silly for thinking we had a chance. LOVE IT!

 

I am trying to turn this off, but I just can't.  His soul is getting slowly destroyed in the most sad way possible.  It's like when a child realizes all the flaws in their parents and how much damage that caused.  The switch from love to hate. 

These fans will need counseling.  

[High5]

58 minutes ago, HawkingAwesome said:

they want to sell simmons but also realize no one wants to buy simmons lol 

It was something reading a discussion they had on Reddit. Basically, "Simmons is so useless! Time to trade him for Dame!" "We might have to include Thybulle." "Whoa, no way, he's so young and already made an All-Defense team!" "Then we might have to settle for SGA and Dort." 

[HawkingAwesome]