Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 TANKWATCH: A low-key TANKWATCH in the closing minutes of the Lakers in New Orleans. If they win they officially stiff-arm themselves from the Hawks! ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Fake... but not far from real! lol ~lw3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 TANKWATCH GAME OF THE NIGHT: Nothing of a tank-tastic nature as far as head-to-heads go, and no plausible Tank Bell upsets are out there. So, Minnesota, this is no time to give New York some false sense of mediocrity! You Wolves play the 76ers in Philly tomorrow after leaving MSG with what had better be a win. This is the last time we need to be talking about you in this thread! Handle yo business! As for the Knicks, the Trey and Timmy Wolverine reunion isn't getting its just due. ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 23, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Will the Bulls have anyone left tonight to sit in retaliation? ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 24, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 24, 2018 TANKWATCH GAME OF THE NIGHT: Phoenix at Orlando: Or just take your pick, on this Tankerrific Saturday! The Pistons try to keep their fading playoff hopes alive by returning home to host the bare-bones Bulls. The Lakers not only have to end their four-game skid, but have to keep the Grizzlies -- the Grizzlies! -- from eliminating them from the playoffs. On an epic tank roll, the Hornets (with Dwight back) will try to use the Mavericks to remind the media that Charlotte's not eliminated yet. But for my lack of money, tonight's big-banner headline is Elfrid's Revenge. Lame duck coach Frank Vogel's on thin ice down in the Tragic Kingdom. His Magic embark on SEVEN consecutive TankWars, and his former floor general is back to remind everybody where the real Mickey Mouse operation is in the NBA. Here's to the Suns ending their ten-game slide with Payton, back in Orlando, playing like his hair is on fire... not necessarily a bad concept! ~lw3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 TANKWATCH: Magic win! Grizzlies running out of gas? They had a first-half lead but are hanging on against the Lakers (missing IT, due to a sore hip), tied through 3 quarters. ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 TANKWATCH: Who do you tease me so, Brooklyn? Up against the Cavs early 4th quarter. A Nets win would be beneficial for obvious reasons. ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 25, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 25, 2018 TANKWATCH GAME OF THE NIGHT: Boston at Sacramento: Nothing really appetizing from a Tank perspective after this Cavs-Nets game wraps up, so we'll settle for whoever shows up for the Celtics against whoever plays for the Kings, in front of whoever can make it to their Golden 1 Center seats in time for the 6 PM tip. ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 TANKWATCH: Don't nobody tell Timmy about the 60 Minutes feature on Giannis! Knicks trying to pull one out in DC with 4 minutes left! Clippers beating out the Raptors late, which isn't the best Tank news... ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 Ring the Tank Bell for New York! Knicks, I didn't know you had it in you! Wizards still the real Tank MVPs! ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 HAWKS' TRAGIC NUMBER VS. NEW YORK: 3! Lakers and Hornets are out of reach! ~lw3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 TANKWATCH GAME OF THE NIGHT: New York at Charlotte: Will the Hornets keep their Tank Roll, and their playoff hopes, alive? Will bringing Nic Batum (Achilles tendinitis) back into the fold help, or hurt? Can the Knicks continue taking their Wiz-beating show on the road, and reduce the Hawks' Tragic Number versus them by a digit? Can they settle on a point guard starter? Or at least a point guard finisher? And why is Jeff Hornacek such a perennial target for mistreatment by his own players? ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 26, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 26, 2018 TANKWATCH: as the Lakers prepare to play soon in Detroit, IT hurts to report... ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 27, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 yeah, sure, ring the tank bell for memphis. yippee. ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 27, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 TANKWATCH: As unwatchable as the Suns have looked tonight (how you take Hawks-Kings off the schedule but leave these guys on, NBATV?) they've somehow crawled within 3 points of the Celts at the half. Gar Heard, come help! ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 27, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 TANKWATCH GAME OF THE NIGHT: Dallas at Sacramento: Can the Mavericks end their five-game losing streak on the road, against the Garrett Temple and Z-Boless Kings? And might this be German(e) to the discussion? ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 27, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 0:55 PM, lethalweapon3 said: And why is Jeff Hornacek such a perennial target for mistreatment by his own players? ~lw3 and, I repeat... ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 28, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 Welcome to our fabulous world, Lil' Dame! ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 28, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 TANKWATCH GAME OF THE NIGHT: While Hawks and T'wolves is the game of most TiTanktic proportions, we do have a Creature Double Feature, with Brooklyn in Orlando right now, and then Dallas at Staples to face the Lakers. Go Mavs! Make it two in a row! Orlando's David Baumann has been waving the Tank Flag harder than anybody down there... ...but Vogel is Never Nervous. Check that, he's going with Never Nervous... ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators lethalweapon3 Posted March 28, 2018 Author Moderators Report Share Posted March 28, 2018 TANKWATCH: with the Cavs, Blazers, and Clippers all playing on road back-to-backs, can the Hornets, Grizzlies and Suns (respectively) catch any of those other teams slipping? ~lw3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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